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Index
Cover
Title Page
Our “Regular” Readers Rave!
Copyright
Thank You!
Contents
BATHROOM LORE
Short
Celebrities in the Can
Medium
Bathroom News
Bathroom Finds
Toilet Tech
Uncle John’s Stall of Fame
Just Plane Weird: Bathroom Edition
A Cacophony of Caca
Uncle John’s Stall of Shame
Toilet Tech
IT’S A RECORD!
Medium
The Gold Watch Awards
There’s a Record for That?
Our State Is #1!
AMAZING STORIES
Short
Amazing Coincidences
Medium
Bouncing Babies
Self-Surgery
Tough Guys
Long
The Unluckiest Train Ride
Samantha Smith
*The Curse of the Demon Core
FORGOTTEN HISTORY
Short
Old History, New Theory
Medium
Kings, Sized
Named for a Ship
Ancient Sub-urbs
Hermits for Hire
Hail to Your Chief
FADS & FLOPS
Medium
Fabulous Flops
What It’s All About
Heartbreak Hotels
Obscure 1960s Fads
Fabulous Flops
AMERICANA
Short
Discharged!
Medium
Altered States
Failed Amendments
The Zero Milepost
When Life Was “Simpler”
Civil War Sidenotes
Constitutional Q&A
Long
Blood & Booty
*Myth America: “The Price They Paid”
*Born on the 2nd of July
LAW & ORDER
Short
Tweet Beat
Judges Gone Wild
Medium
Judges Gone Wild
Stung!
I Shoot You With…My Key Fob!
Dinner and a Lawsuit
Dumb Crooks
Strange Lawsuits
Here Comes the Judge
More Strange Lawsuits
Long
Law & Scandal
LIFE IS STRANGE
Short
It Wasn’t My Fault!
You’re Never Too Old…
Early to Rise
A Boring Page
Naked News
Medium
Ironic, Isn’t It?
Odd Scholarships
Odd Jobs
Uncle John’s “Creative Teaching” Awards
BATHROOM TRAVEL GUIDE
Short
Before You Go
Going Places?
Medium
City of Fright
Five Things You Should Never Do in a Foreign Country
High Culture
HI-TECH BITS & BYTES
Short
Mr. Trololo
Medium
Craigslist Oddities
Viral Videos
The Big Challenge
Video Games vs. Reality
Doomed by the Internet
More Viral Videos
ORIGINS
Short
Random Origins
Medium
Forgotten Founders
Symbol Origins
Hardware Store Origins
Call Me Mister
The ’Umble Umbrella
CREATURE FEATURES
Short
Feline Facts
Arachnophobia!
Medium
Name That Tuna
Weird Animal News
Nature’s Revenge
MYTHS & LEGENDS
Short
Strange Superstitions
Medium
Myth-Conceptions
Faces of Death
Celebrity Ghosts
CANADIANA
Short
Canada at Random
Medium
Canada’s Captain Underpants
Hut, Hut, Hike, Eh?
Canada’s Most Famous Outhouse
The _____ of Canada
REEL LIFE
Short
Movie Quote Quiz #1
Movie Quote Quiz #2
I Spy…at the Movies
Medium
I Spy…at the Movies
Edited for Airlines
Superman Returns, Starring Will Smith
HEAVY METAL
Short
The Golden Page
Cross That Bridge
Medium
The Story of Metal, Part I
Metal, Part II
Nano-Gold
Long
Metal, Part III
SPORTS
Short
Baseball Bizarre
Medium
Blow It Like Buckner
Lou Gehrig, Reconsidered
See You at the Igloo
Spit Boxes & Morning Glories
Odd Baseball Stories
FOOD & DRINK
Short
Jolt-ernatives
Cookie Crumbs
Funky Junk Food
Make Mine a Double
“Health” “Food”
Medium
Secret Ingredients
Secrets of the Avocado
Does This Taste Funny?
Top Banana
“I’ll Have Some Bagoong with a Glass of Plonk”
Five Odd Foods
Dough-lympic Records
Long
What’s Cooking?
BUSINE$$
Short
Smells Funny
Friday & Tuesday
Medium
The Tupperware Story
Family Feud: Adidas vs. Puma
The Tupperware Story, Part II
Adidas vs. Puma, Part II
The Denny’s Story
Adidas vs. Puma, Part III
PUBLIC LIVES
Short
Famous and Broke…
Medium
Famous for 15 Minutes
Bill Murray Stories
Road Trip!
Strange Celebrity Lawsuits
Unexpected Encounters
More Strange Celebrity Lawsuits
Long
*Helen Keller: Vaudeville Star
YOU CAN’T GET THERE…AT ALL
Medium
The Forbidden Island
Forbidden Island, USA
Life on America’s Forbidden Island
Long
The Forbidden Island, Part II
GAMES & TOYS
Short
Surreal Video Games
Medium
Grandma Celia, Card Shark
Action Figure Facts
Educational Toys
Video Game Secrets
Bad News Barbies
Odd Bikes
Long
The Origin of Parcheesi: (A Game of Cowries and Indians)
Time for Tangrams
THAT’S DEATH
Medium
After the Funeral
Celebrity Check-Outs
First, or Last, in Death
They Went Thataway
Bodies in Motion
After the Funeral
Famous for How They Died
Before Their Time
Exhumed!
THE PRINTED WORD
Short
Flubbed Headlines
“Words on a Shirt”
Bookworms
Know Your Boats
Medium
Missed It by One Letter
Sci-Fi Treasures
Moonstruck
Don’t Tell the Kids!
Long
*Font(s) of Knowledge
NEWS FROM DOWN UNDER(WEAR)
Medium
Underwear on a Mission
Underwear in the News
High-Tech Underwear
MUSIC
Short
Random Bits on Michael Jackson Hits
Medium
Random Bits on Beatles Hits
Jingle Fever
Random Bits on Elton John Hits
Behind the Cover
POP SCIENCE
Short
The Amazing Zeer Pot
How to Measure Distances by “Eyeball”
Tree-go-nometry
Medium
The Bright Side of the Moon
Do Try This at Home
Robots in the News
Nice Legs!
That Smarts!
Long
IGY
The Garbage Satellite
How to Eavesdrop on the Astronauts
The ABCs of pH
TV OR NOT TV
Short
Simpsons Stores
Medium
Come On Down!
Street Songs
MacGyver Escapes!
MOUTHING OFF
Short
Stand-Up Folks
The Way We Weren’t
Ben There, Done That
Points to Ponder
You’ve Got a Friend
It’s Science!
Thoughts on ’Bots
It’s All You Need
Works of Art
Nasty Musicians
He Said
She Said…
Raise Your Glass
GOVERN-MENTAL
Short
Poli-Talks
Govern-mental
Medium
The Economy in Brief(s)
Odd Economic Indicators
Long
*Misery Indexes
*Nixon’s List
WORDPLAY
Short
Obscure-o-nyms
Calculator Words
Knotty Buoy
ICNTDRV
Medium
Familiar Phrases
Mind Your Zarfs and Wambles
Word Origins
INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS
Short
Death by Lawnmower
The Chocolate Poodle
Medium
The Many Faces of Santa Claus
Geographic Oddities Q&A
Delusions of Grandeur
Long
Operation Paul Bunyan
PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES
Short
The Un-friendly Skies
Medium
18 Wheels of Terror
Just Plane Weird
Long
*Saving Ford from Ford
POP-POURRI
Short
You’re My Inspiration
Chances That
Uncle John’s Page of Lists
Groaners
“The Eighth Wonder of the World”
Fake City Quiz
World Hairstory
Medium
Q&A: Ask the Experts
Edifice Complex
Four Nice Stories
A Thousand Cranes
Answers
The Last Page
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