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Index
Front Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
Acknowledgments
Introduction
Part 1—The Sacred: Putting the “Die” in “Deity”
The Rapture
S’tan
Holy Wars
Plague of Locusts
Skeeter Snaps His Fingers and Keels Us
Ghosts and Demons
The GodSaw
Part 2—The Cosmic: Bang/Whimper/Whatever
A Giant Asteroid
Space Pirates
The Moon Breaks Out of Orbit
Cosmic Orgasm Wave Intersects with Earth
That Planet Eater Thing from Star Trek
Nibiru
Family of Blobs
Yorggh, the Biggest Damn Space Creature Ever
Earth Ejects Its Own Core
Historically Large Solar Flare Scorches the Globe
Galactus
Part 3—The Invasions: Who Invited Them?
Robots
The Return of the Mayans
That Flying Turtle Fella with Flames Comin’ Out of His Butt
Space Spiders the Size of Escalades Descend on Civilization
Werewolves
Return of the Dinosaurs
Those Pod Things! You Know, Those Pod Things
Vampires
Reptilux, the Ginormous Alien Lizard
Aliens
Interdimensional, Pastel-Colored, Man-Eating Ponies
Part 4—The Man-Made: Handmade Hell
Large Hadron Collider Opens a Black Hole
Global Warming
Nanotech Hell
THE Killer Virus
Duggars
Worldwide Famine
Feast
A Bad Case of Zombie Outbreak
Genetically Altered Food
HAARP
Chemtrails
Dimensional Shift Causes Complete Collapse of Space-Time Continuum
Ninjas
Mass Hysteria, Madness, and Mayhem
Nice Goin’, Mankind—We’re Talkin’ Another Friggin’ Ice Age
WWIII
Jingle Sung by Hasselhoff Causes Heads to Explode
Longest Bass Solo Ever Triggers Tectonic Anger
Part 5—The Naturally Occurring: Mommie Nature Dearest
Killer Bees
Deranged Birds
Incredibly Bad Global Flatulence
Earthquakes and Tsunamis
Mothra
Cockroaches
Snakes
Final Score/Final Thoughts from the Grim Reapress
About the Author
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