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Index
Cover Page
TITLE PAGE
Contents
DEDICATION
EPIGRAPH
BEFORE SLEEP
MIRACLE WRAP
THE VIOLINIST
RATIONING THE WINGS
CUL-DE-SAC
TESTOSTERONE
IMAGINARY FRIEND
WORKING MAN
THE ARMAJANI
NINASHAME
HELLO, BLOSSOM
NUTS WITH THE POETRY
A FUCKING GUADAGNINI
THE ITCH
CAPTIVE
I CELEBRATE MYSELF
GALACTIC PIZZA
BECOME A KILLER
BELIEVER IN EVIL
MIRROR, MIRROR
ODEGARD’S CLOSET
NAZIS AND GNOCCHI
SURVEILLANCE WITHOUT RISK
RISK FREE
THE WINNING OF THE WEST
SWAMPED
HOW DO YOU DO, MISS ROSE?
GIRL WITH DEEP POCKETS
BORN FREE
WAXING NOSTALGIC
FIRED AND REHIRED
BLIND MAN’S BLUFF
LUCRETIA
NINA’S NEWS
MUTUAL HUMILIATION
THE MIRACLE MAKER
HAND WASHING
COMEDY TEAM
MAN ENOUGH
A LOT OF YEARS OF BAD LUCK
THE MINNESOTA MARTYRS
WHERE’S MCCRACKEN?
GUESS WHO
WRAPPED SNOOPY
OFFICE PARTY
PONTCHARTRAIN POOTIE
THE GREAT MOTIVATOR
SHRIEK
ZOMBIE
THE T-WORD
BOYER, YOU’RE FUCKED
STRANGE BEDFELLOWS
SMOKING BUDDIES
THE BEAT GOES ON
DISAPPEARO
POETRY AGENT
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE
A TASTE FOR PASTRAMI
RELATIVE ANGST
DON’T BLAME IT ON THE POETRY
THE GHOST IN THE MANOLOS
NEITHER SIDESHOW NOR CATHARSIS
CHINESE TORTURE
THE END OF SOMMERFEST
YOUR DAUGHTER’S A STAR
ODE TO GEFILTE FISH
I’M NOBODY, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
ONE-UPPING HITLER
THE BIG STINK
GO SMOKE A FATTY
THE END OF THE WORLD
KARAOKE QUEEN
HOME
CHILL
THE SCARY SILENCES
LIMITATIONS
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
THE NEW MATH
DEUTERONOMY 30:19
HALLELUJAH TIME
MINNESOTA ROSE
WHERE YOU GOING, GIRL?
AUTOMATIC PILOT
OUTSIDE LINEBACKER
LOCAL HERO
DRIPPING WITH CODE
THE MAN IN THE BLIZZARD
ROUNDUP
GIFTS
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
PERMISSIONS
OTHER BOOKS BY BART SCHNEIDER
ALSO BY BART SCHNEIDER
COPYRIGHT
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