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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright Notice
Dedication
Chapter One: Pft
Chapter Two: Catch-and-Keep
Chapter Three: ;)
Chapter Four: The Infamous Back Room
Chapter Five: The Cynocephaly
Chapter Six: One Real Memory
Chapter Seven: The Stars Are Not Yours
Chapter Eight: You have Determined Your Own Fate
Chapter Nine: The Wonderful Lighted Paintbrush That God Uses Every Night
Chapter Ten: Baboon Butts
Chapter Eleven: The Bullhead Brigade
Chapter Twelve: Chirp Chirpety-Chirp
Chapter Thirteen: The Universal Currency
Chapter Fourteen: Punks
Chapter Fifteen: This Wrong Must Be Righted
Chapter Sixteen: The Machetes
Chapter Seventeen: The Truth
Chapter Eighteen: Do Not Eat that Faery
Chapter Nineteen: The Famous Labyrinthian of the Mojave Desert
Chapter Twenty: An Honorable Duel
Chapter Twenty-One: We Vow we will Give You Back the Night
Chapter Twenty-Two: Lamps, Lamps, Lamps
Chapter Twenty-Three: Come Back to Me, Boy
Chapter Twenty-Four: Aaron Aackerman’s Sixth-Grade Graduation Party
Chapter Twenty-Five: Try or Die
Chapter Twenty-Six: Greed Has Driven the Demon to Madness
Chapter Twenty-Seven: In Danger Once Again
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Punks
Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Sweet Tooth
Chapter Thirty: Betrayed
Chapter Thirty-One: Hit the Gas
Chapter Thirty-Two: Should a Son Jump?
Chapter Thirty-Three: A Pleasant Dream to Comfort Him While He Drowned
Chapter Thirty-Four: Alive
Chapter Thirty-Five: George
Chapter Thirty-Six: Man to Dog
Chapter Thirty-Seven: A Big Favor
Chapter Thirty-Eight: Small
Chapter Thirty-Nine: Zzt
Chapter Forty: a Happy, Inconvenient Truth
Chapter Forty-One: To Have a Happy Life
Chapter Forty-Two: The Answer
Acknowledgments
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