Feminist Fight Club by Bennett, Jessica -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Dedication Contents Author’s Note: How to Read This Book Rules of the Feminist Fight Club Introduction: Prepare for Battle The FFC Womanifesto Part One: Know the Enemy

The Enemy: The Manterrupter The Enemy: The Bropropriator The Enemy: The Stenographucker The Enemy: The Mansplainer The Enemy: The Himitator The Enemy: The Menstruhater The Enemy: The Lacthater Will I Pump Today? The Enemy: The Undermine-Her The Enemy: The Frat Social Chair The Enemy: The Hoverer The Enemy: The Slackluster

Part Two: Know Thyself

The Saboteur: The Office Mom The Saboteur: The Credit Defaulter The Saboteur: The Doormat The Saboteur: The Contortionist The Saboteur: The Permassistant The Saboteur: She Puts the Shhh in Sheepish The Saboteur: The Humble Bragger The Saboteur: The Ever-Faithful The Saboteur: The Womenemy The Saboteur: The Impost-Her The Saboteur: The Herfectionist The Saboteur: The Nervous Rambler The Saboteur: The Burnout

Part Three: Booby Traps

The Trap: “Female Bosses are the Worst” The Trap: “Bitchy, Bossy, too Ambitious” The Trap: “She’s too Nice to Lead the Team” The Trap: “You Don’t Look Like an Engineer” The Trap: “What a Nag!” The Trap: “Psycho Alert!” The Trap: “Why are you so Angry?” The Trap: “Why don’t you Smile?” The Trap: “There weren’t any Qualified Candidates” The Trap: “Lone Woman in the Room” The Trap: “How do I find a Mentor?” The Trap: “She’s such a Gossip” The Trap: “Am I Confirming the Stereotype?” The Trap: “She’s too Old” The Trap: “Falling off the Glass Cliff” Big Girls don’t Cry?

Part Four: Get your Speak On

Verbal Tripwire: The Over-Apologizer Verbal Tripwire: Upspeak? Verbal Tripwire: Hedging Verbal Tripwire: Houston, I Feel like We have a Problem Verbal Tripwire: Like, Eeow. Moi. Gawwwwwd. Verbal Tripwire: Talking like a Sexy Baaabbbyy Verbal Tripwire: The Office XO-ER Sort-Of-Verbal Tripwire: Emojimania Don’t Be a Dick-tionary

Part Five: F You, Pay Me

Stop Making Excuses What you’re up Against Lay the Groundwork Set up the Meeting Negotiation Tactics for Everyone Negotiation Tricks for Women WTF To Say: A Script

Part Six: WWJD—What Would Josh Do?

WWJD?: Fake it till you make it WWJD?: Fail up WWJD?: Keep Cool & Just Say No WWJD?: Ask Forgiveness, Not Permission WWJD?: If at first you don’t Succeed . . . WWJD?: Don’t Hope, Ask WWJD?: Assume the Best WWJD?: Girl, Do You What Kinda Shit Is This? How to Spot a Bullshitter How To Have a D*ck Without Being One: A Penile Service Announcement (PSA)

Conclusion Join the Feminist Fight Club! Rebel Girls: FFCs through History A Space for Battle Notes Acknowledgments Notes About the Author Credits Copyright About the Publisher