Area Woman Blows Gasket by Pearson, Patricia -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Page Title Page Copyright Page Table of Contents Preface News We Can’t Use Hemp Waffles: Betcha Can’t Eat just One The Doctor Will See You Now, Sir. Sir? (A Word About Men, Women, and Health News) The Fastest Food in the West To Market, to Market, ’Cause Ym a Fat Pig Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk How to Get Hives Trying to Follow News of Cancer Choices We Don’t Care to Make Top Ten Toys in the Pearson Household Shop and Do Twenty Beauty Shop Bullies Shave and a Hair Cut Buy Toothpaste, Call Dad, Plan Funeral for Self To Be Mrs. or Not to Be Mrs. The Illusion of Choice Let It All Come Down Consolations for the Neurotic Modern Parent Shakespeare’s Nanny Sleeping Beauties Is That a Cheerio Stuck to My Pants, or Are You Just Happy to See Me? Penises and Pryin’ Eyes My Lousy Job Almost-Forgotten Rites of Passage My Sunny Valentine The Seven Circles of Heck Some Thoughts on Grabbing Wisdom to Go Brushes with Royalty And What News of the King? To Get Famous in America, You Must Set Your Alarm Speak to Your Dog and Grow Rich Ode to Doreen Virtue, Ph.D. You Don’t Want to Know What Your Therapist Is Thinking The Five-Minute Phobia Cure Efforts at Escape La Dentista A Simpler Life at Casa Patsy The Neighbors in the Shrubbery Some Thoughts on Being an Immigrant A Word About Ambition Serenity with a Full Complement of Spies Acknowledgments

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