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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Table of Contents
Dedication
Epigraph
Introduction
WTF Is Politics Anymore?
Susan Rice on How Diplomacy Has Changed (and How Young Women Can Help Shape It)
Shits, Giggles, and Medical Marijuana
SEVEN THINGS IN MY BAG
Are You There, God? It’s Me, Alyssa
SEVEN THINGS IN MY MEDICINE CABINET
When John Kerry Saw Me in My Underwear
The Meow Coat Has Claws
SEVEN THINGS IN MY CLOSET
What to Expect When You’re Not Expecting to Ride a Motorcycle Hundreds of Miles Along the Japanese Coast
Oh, the Places You’ll Go! (And Be Spied on by Foreign Governments)
SEVEN THINGS THAT ARE ALWAYS IN MY SUITCASE
Why You Should Always Listen to Michelle Obama
Dan Pfeiffer on How Platonic Life Partners Help You Avoid Catastrophe
“How Do I Get to Be You by the Time I’m Thirty-Five?”
MY FAVORITE WHITE HOUSE MEMENTOS
Quitters Sometimes Win
Things You Should Never Say to or Around Your Boss
Ted Chiodo’s List of Words AM Uses That You Should Pay Attention To
Electric Chocolate Cream Pie Acid Test
The Woman in Red Leather Pants
“Tell Alyssa She Needs to Get Better at Email”
In Praise of Monica Lewinsky
Monica Lewinsky on How Not to Be a Jerk on Twitter
How Jennifer Aniston Got Me Through My Breakup
I Was Wrong About John Mayer
Most-Played Songs on My iPhone as of 8/6/18
The Ones Who Got Away
A Note on Sex
Altared States
What’s on My Nightstand
What to Expect When You’re Not Expecting
Victory Over Big Panty
How I Became a Crazy Cat Lady
Chelsea Handler on My Unhealthy Relationship to Cats
Long May You Run (and Not Burst into Flames)
I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Specifically: Barack Obama and Jennifer Hudson)
Acknowledgments
Epigraph
Discover More Alyssa Mastromonaco
About the Authors
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