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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
Introduction
Finding My Voice
Wait, You’re from Staten Island?
You’re Gonna Need Stitches
I Become a Commuter at Age Fourteen
Sports for Nerds
What Is Harvard Like?
Fools in a Castle
Why I Love My Mom
To Russia with Love
I Leave Staten Island and Immediately Get a Job Back on Staten Island
I Apply to Every TV Show in America
Being a Staff Writer at SNL Was the Most Fun I’ll Ever Have in My Life
Oops, I Fell Asleep in a Graveyard
Top Banana
Okay, So Maybe I’ve Shit My Pants a Couple Times
Night School
Hand Job
SNL Sketchbook
Weekend Update, Part I: Am I Destroying a Beloved Franchise?
Weekend Update, Interlude: Am I Still Doing Weekend Update?
Weekend Update, Part II: Figuring Shit Out
The Time Jimmy Buffett Saved My Life (And I Don’t Just Mean with His Music)
SNL FAQs
And Your Host…Donald Trump!
The Chapter About Alcohol and Drugs
My Visit to Google
Notes from the Censor
Worst Emmys Ever
Tomato, Potato
The Time I Fought in WrestleMania (and almost won)
Eggs in My Legs
Epilogue: Leaving Home
Photo Insert
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Photo Credits
About the Author
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