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Index
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Epigraph
CHAPTER ONE - Like I Haven’t Heard That Before
CHAPTER TWO - Pack Your Knives and Go, Mom
CHAPTER THREE - Talking (Terrible) Turkey
CHAPTER FOUR - Two Fat People Admit Defeat
CHAPTER FIVE - Lookin’ Good and Feelin’ Fine? Not So Much
CHAPTER SIX - Shame con Queso
CHAPTER SEVEN - I Wish I Could Quit You, Olive Garden
CHAPTER EIGHT - Gentlemen, Start Your Cheesecakes
CHAPTER NINE - It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
CHAPTER TEN - Careful What You Wish For
CHAPTER ELEVEN - I Like New York in June; How About You?
CHAPTER TWELVE - Less Talk-y, More Drive-y
CHAPTER THIRTEEN - Reaching Critical (M)ass
CHAPTER FOURTEEN - Baby Steps
CHAPTER FIFTEEN - Metamorpha-Sissy
CHAPTER SIXTEEN - Gym Dandy
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN - Et Tu, Valerie Bertinelli?
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN - Enough with the Cake Already; God!
CHAPTER NINETEEN - Swim It Out, Bitch
CHAPTER TWENTY - The N-a-k-e-d Truth
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE - By the Numbers
Acknowledgements
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