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Index
Title Page
Dedication
Acknowledgements
USING THIS BOOK
CHAPTER 1 - HOWDY CHINESE
Hello
What’s up?
Long time no see
Goodbye
Hey!
Me
Sorry
Excuse me
Please
Asking for help
Nice to meet you
Taking pictures
CHAPTER 2 - FRIENDLY CHINESE
Friends
Titles
Family
Characters
Regional stereotypes
Types
CHAPTER 3 - PARTY CHINESE
Let’s go have some fun!
Kick starting the night
Getting your schwerve on
Staying in
Funny shit
Cool shit
Where Chinese go to play
Booze and firewater
Ordering drinks
100 degrees of wreckedness
Party drugs
CHAPTER 4 - BODY CHINESE
The Chinese “beauty”
The Chinese “ugly”
Other body types
Toilet Chinese
Farting
Traditional Chinese medicine (TCM)
CHAPTER 5 - HORNY CHINESE
Fuck
Penis
Pussy
Tits
Ass
Sexual positions & perversions
Orgasm
Sex toys
Gay Chinese
CHAPTER 6 - ANGRY CHINESE
What the hell are you doing?
Go to hell!
Fuck you motherfucker!
CHAPTER 7 - POPPY CHINESE
Music
Comedy
Movies
Fashion
CHAPTER 8 - SPORTY CHINESE
Other sports and games
Cheering and jeering
Working out
Video games
CHAPTER 9 - HUNGRY CHINESE
Food
Hurry up!
Tasty
International cuisine
Fast food
Chinese food
Snacks
Weird shit
Yuck!
Other Ulysses Press Titles
About the Authors
Copyright Page
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