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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright Notice
Dedication
Epigraph
Author’s Note
Part I: Why I Eat
It’s Good to Eat
But Nothing Is Simple
The Way Folks Are Meant to Eat
Part II: Essentials
Song to the Apple
Animals Eat
Bear Notes
How About Sheep?
Hold the Foam
Song to Decent Pizza
I Could See Just Overalls
The Fall: A One-Act
Song to Hot Dogs
But Ain’t Nothing Wrong with a Varsity Dog
Song to Hamburgers
The Lowdown on Southern Hospitality
Song to Grease
Song to Eggs
Ironic Biscuits?
Song to Gumbo
Boiling the F-Thing Down
A Grapefruit Moment
Let the Last Word in “Appetite” Not Be “Petite”
Part III: Meat of the Land
Steak, Generally
Song to Beef
Steak, Environmentally
Chicken Medley
More to a Chicken
Song to Ribs
Song to Bacon
Hymn to Ham
Song to Pig Knuckles
Yes to Gizzards
Part IV: Meat of the Waters
Song to Oysters
Born for the Pan
Have a Little River
Song to Catfish
Just Put the Hairdo Out of Your Mind
Fishing Hard (as of 1976)
Sharing Oysters
Part V: Plants
Song to Onions
Song to Okra
Okraphobia
Song to Love Apples
A Paean to Southern Peas
Boiled Peanuts: Be Not Afraid
Song to Beans
Song to the Lentil
Song to Legumes in General
Carrot Whimsy
Song to a Nice Baked Potata
Song to Beets
The Fall of Corn
Song to Grits
Hold the Cheese
Part VI: Drink
Song on Drink
Whiskey
Drinking with Kate Smith
Part VII: Food in the Arts
Food Names for Bands, I
Louis, Louis, Louis, Fats, and Slim
Food Names for Bands, II
Mississippi Music Notes
For Champion Crickets, No Wheaties
Food Names for Bands, III
Some Spicy Limericks
Pimento Easter Egg
Food Names for Bands, IV
Part VIII: Incidentals
RO*TEL It on the Mountain
Song to Catsup
Song to Barbecue Sauce
Brunswick Stew: Scalable?
I Don’t Eat Dirt Personally
The W Word
A Dark Sweetness
Part IX: Process
Dream Song
Yellow Squash Crisps
Eating Out of House and Home
Song to Cooking Out over an Open Fire in the Open Air with Crickets Going Geechy Geechy
Compost Happens
Weed Dating May Work for Some
Between Meals Song
Green Pea Lover’s Lament
Bees of the Anthropocene
Part X: Trips
What We Ate in Japan
Incident in the Times Square Nathan’s
Buttered Kittens
Last Night
Man Here Tried to Be a Good Citizen of the D Train
June, Spoon …
Ticks du Pays
Hyenas Feel Good About Themselves
Wild Fish Ripped My Flesh
The Pirate Captain Addresses the Crew
You Can Tell a Good Possum
Thanksgiving Eve: What Happened in the Wood
Come Back to New Orleans! (2007)
Part XI: Dessert
Pie: The Quest
Song to Homemade Ice Cream
Song to Peaches
No Sweetness in a Stone
Mark Twain’s Pie Dream
Song to Pie
Notes
Acknowledgments
Also by Roy Blount Jr.
A Note About the Author
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