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Index
Cover
Halftitle
Copyright
Dedication
CHAPTER ONE The Devotion to Leg
CHAPTER TWO Lida Griggs
CHAPTER THREE Mighty Marvin and The Troll Patrol
CHAPTER FOUR Lonnie Green and Newton Creech
CHAPTER FIVE Ginger Farley
CHAPTER SIX Fertile Ground
CHAPTER SEVEN An Evening with the Farleys
CHAPTER EIGHT A Common Female Cosmic Plateau
CHAPTER NINE A Figure of Speech
CHAPTER TEN The Eyepatch
CHAPTER ELEVEN The Beaver Tree
CHAPTER TWELVE Father Walsh
CHAPTER THIRTEEN Pickle Relish and Go-Go Boots
CHAPTER FOURTEEN Horny Corny
CHAPTER FIFTEEN A Drunken Plan
CHAPTER SIXTEEN Plum Shrapnel
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN The Tourist
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN Cornelia and The Fine Details of Breast-Feeding
CHAPTER NINETEEN A Foreign Hand
CHAPTER TWENTY Moe
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE Mud Bonanza
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO The Trial
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE A Wall of Stink
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR A Drooling, Rabid, Goal-Oriented Pavlovian Dog
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE Cracks in my Sole
CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX The Yellow Menace
CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN Tacos, Pop-Tarts, Straight Lines, and Chunks of Gold
CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT A Semicircle of Dysfunction
CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE Two Men and Ajar of Urine
CHAPTER THIRTY Feedin’ Geenja’S Cat
CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE The Bond of the Impish
CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO Circles
CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE A Good Surprise
CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR One Man’s Burden
Acknowledgments
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