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Index
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
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1. Keane Loses a Kingdom
2. An Arrow for Your Thoughts
3. Where Did That Bear Go?
4. The Royal Title Writer
5. Just Put the Damn Crown On
6. Fight Like a Girl
7. Black and White, Purple and Yellow
8. The Best Trip Ever
9. Stripes or Spots?
10. Not Exactly a Beat You Can Dance To
11. Keane Meets an Old Friend
12. Ceiling Height is Not Necessarily Penis Compensation
13. How Not to Have Sex
14. When Your Only Tool is an Axe, Every Problem Looks Like a Neck
15. Don’t Look Down
16. Give Your Grammie a Hug
17. The Free Hand Drinks Some Nice Tea
18. Baby’s First Murder
19. Villains, Some More Tea, and the Wrong Sarah
20. The Good Side of Being Bad
21. Some People Don’t Like Surprises
22. Keane is a Doll
23. Sarah Learns Many Delightful Ways to Accidentally Commit Suicide
24. The Anger Stays Under the Mountain
25. The Free Hand Meets Some Fans
26. Not So Plain Plains Fish
27. Threats, Objectifications, and Butt-Trolls
28. Punching Up
29. Living Under Birds, and All That Entails
30. Sex on the Second Date
31. Please Remove Your Clothes and Get Ready to Die
32. Do It to Me One More Time
33. A One-Sided Conversation
34. Gotta See a Man About a Carriage
35. This One Has Cats
36. That’s Not a Grasshopper
37. Transcendence and Mass Murder Taste Great Together
38. Knock Knock
39. Getting the Band Back Together
40. If You Assault a Castle and No One Sees It, Are You Still a Hero?
41. Good Day for a Barbeque
42. Never Forgive a Hedgehog
43. Can You Smell That?
44. Sing-Along With the Enemy
45. The Showdown
46. Have You Always Been Able to Do That?
47. Are You Certain You Should be Touching That?
48. Been Nice Knowing Ya
49. On the Edge of Death—So Back to Normal
50. Targeted Practice
51. You Probably Could Take It with You, But You Shouldn’t
52. No One Teaches Geometry in Wicked Noble’s Class
53. Told You So
54. All I Ever Wanted
55. Opening a Can of Trolls
56. Not the Respect You Deserve, But the Respect You Need
57. What Happened When We Were Looking Elsewhere
58. A Fitting Dinner
59. You Knew That Guy?
60. Denouement and Other Fancy Words
61. Give the King a Hand
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Also by Kevin Pettway
Also by Kevin Pettway
Other Titles by Cursed Dragon Ship
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