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Index
Contents
Title Page
Copyright
PART ONE
Epigraph
Fuck, He's Dead Again
Cat Shit and Violence
That One Time a Horse Almost Fucked Me
Let Us Never Speak of This Again
Doesn't This Shitheap Go Any Faster
I Kind of Miss the Dick Spiders
Everything's Fine, Ignore the Corpses
Storytime for Wayward Rogues
Dolphin Orgy
Stuff This In Your Keyhole
Camor's Puckered Asshole Has A Nice Ring to It
Bad Timing and Good Lovin'
Does This Mean You Want Your Shirt Back
Party Crashing and Insurrection for Fun and Profit
You Really Shouldn't Drink That
Nice Codpiece, Jareth
That Guy's Not Gonna Shit Right for a Week
Bandit Lettuce Tomato
This is the Chapter About an Asshole
PART TWO
Epigraph
Way to Go, Fuckbrain
Pirates are Just Thieves With More Syphilis
Opiate of the Assholes
A Sadist Tells A Story
Nailed, Screwed, I'm Still Stuck to A Fuckin' Tree
So Long, and Thanks for All the Flesh
This Asshole Again
PART THREE
Epigraph
Cannibals, Pederasts, and Fuckmouth Sausage
Excuse Me Waiter, I Didn't Order the Murder
As Fun As A Genital Papercut
In Which I Make Fun of Idiots
That's A Filthy Joke, You Dickhead
I Seem to be Bleeding from the Everywhere
I Am Not Putting My Lips On That
Acknowledgements
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