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DEDICATION
CONTENTS
PROLOGUE: YOUTH GONE WILD
1 LET’S BEGIN AT THE BEGINNING
2 GROWING UP SEBASTIAN
- Bach in America: Pancratius on Tour
- Lifelong Obsessions
- Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk
- “Gloria In Excelsis Deo”: I Fell in Love with Singing at an Early Age
- Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
- The Demons of Rock
- Winning a Ticket to the Rock ’n’ Roll Lottery
- Mens Sana in Corpore Insane-O
- Moons Over My Hammy: Suspended Animation
3 BACH FORMATIONS
- Acid, Arcades, and Aerosmith
- I Lost My Virginity at the Age of Thirteen
4 FROM PARK AVENUE TO SKID ROW
5 PRETTY BAD BOYS
- Bon Jovi/Skid Row Tour 1989: Young, Dumb, and Fulla Cum
- No Need for Speed
- No Rings, No Strings
- End-of-Tour High Jinx: Sinister Turn
6 ROCK IT TO RUSSIA
- Bach in the USSR
- Make A Different Drink Foundation
- Let the Games Begin
7 FEELGOOD, AND THEN FEEL BETTER
- No Milk and Cookie Jokes
- Even in Rock Circles, Considered Crude and Disgusting
- Weird Dreams
8 BACH THIS WAY
- Watch Out for the AeroCops
- Pretenders to Mah Throne
- Let the Mayhem Begin
9 BUNCH OF BOOZE, MOUNTAIN OF BLOW, QUAALUDES, AND TENNIS: MY TIME WITH METALLICA
- Never Had Nothing to Do
10 LOSE YOUR ILLUSION!
- Wine, Women, Song, and Duct Tape
11 EVERYBODY IS MAD AT ME. ALL OF THE TIME.
- I Like to Run
- Saturday Night Live 1991: Heavy Metal ABCs
- My Voice Has a Life All Its Own
- Pantera
- Beware the Satanic Death Metal Telemarketer
- What the Fuck’s a Shortfall?
12 JUST JOKIN’: END OF THE ROW
- Dude, Where’s My Car?
- Under Attack: “You Don’t Have a Band Anymore”
- One Shout Too Many Devils
- Only the Nose Knows
13 FROM SKID ROW TO SAVILE ROW: BACH ON BROADWAY
- Escape from New York
14 JESUS CHRIST: OH THE HORROR
- Let’s Do the Time Warp, Again
- Forever Wild
- Jesus Christ Superstar
- Road Warp
- Gilmore Girls
- SuperGroup. Well, It’s a Group ...
- Celebrity Fat Club
- Trailer Park Boys
15 BACH IN THE SADDLE
- The Return of the Redheaded Stranger
- Making Metal Dreams Come True
- Not an Anomaly
- I Lost My Home in a Fucking Hurricane
- Biblical in Proportions
- Adventures in Couch Surfing
16 THE LAST FRONTIER
- Bach to the Future: Thank My Lucky Stars
- You Are the Rock Star
- Peace Amongst the Chaos
EPILOGUE: HEY DUDE? WHEN ARE YOU GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER?
SELECTED BACHOGRAPHY
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
PHOTO SECTION
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
PHOTO CREDITS
CREDITS
COPYRIGHT
ABOUT THE PUBLISHER
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