George Clooney's Haircut and Other Cries for Help by Richard Glover -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Title Page Dedication Contents Chapter 1: In which Jocasta racks off to Melbourne, Henry VIII provides marriage advice and Vishnu tries to get some sleep

The Devolution of Man Memory Aide Second Coming The Vishnu Syndrome A Dog’s Life Past Imperfect The Lost Meals

Chapter 2: In which Jeeves comes to the rescue and Naomi Wolf is given a hand

An Advice-like Grip Count Me Out Sebastian Faulks and the Impending Doom Bolt from the Blue Frog to Princess: Kiss Harder A Sinking Sensation A Bum Biography

The Clooney The Trapdoor The Mother Tongue The Decade of the Busted Bidet Catcher in the Fry The Beard Boom The World’s Most Annoying Phrases

First World Problem Dark Ages Facebook Faux Pas Virtually Amish Pitch Imperfect All Women are Beautiful Shedding Responsibility

King Rat The Bible According to IKEA A Misery of Spinach The Miracle in Mexico Fair Go, Leibniz Great Diets of History The Junk Yard

Nice Try Atlas Hugged The Renovation Rulebook All Packed Up Surprise Veganism The Broken Record Write On

Safety Notes: Your New Ballpoint Pen Very Hot Mail Boxed In The Submissionary Position Paul Keating: A Day in the Life The Hedy Lamarr Beauty Program Now is the End

Chapter 8: In which shampoo is abandoned and an optimist’s errata is compiled

An Optimist’s Errata The No-Shampoo Challenge A Muddy Sisyphus The Christmas Commandments New Year’s Eve: Viva La Resolution A Fine Whine The Soil and the Seed

Acknowledgements Try Desperate Husbands Try The Mud House Try Why Men Are Necessary About the Author Other Books by Richard Glover Copyright