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OTHER NOVELS BY BART SCHNEIDER
Title Page
Dedication
Epigraph
CHAPTER ONE
The Detective Who Found Poetry
Doubling Down
Cul-de-Sac
The Church of Derelict Poetry
Intuition
CHAPTER TWO
Custard, Blossom, and Poesy
The Francophone
Mutual Admiration
To Town We Go
CHAPTER THREE
Coolican
The P.I. for Poets
Herb of Choice
Big Sloppy Tears
CHAPTER FOUR
The Heart
Salamander
CHAPTER FIVE
For Some
A Stinking Macramé
Drifters and Dirty Underwear
The Galley Illuminated
A New Wife
Sister Everlast
CHAPTER SIX
Spud and Derek in the Rain
CHAPTER SEVEN
The Wife and the Bloodhound
A Woman Ready
Roadkill and Porkpie
CHAPTER EIGHT
Eggs, Bacon, Grief
Wild Mushroom Soup
CHAPTER NINE
Priorities
Marriage
Fuck First, Talk Later
What Do You Need?
Kidnapped
Target
CHAPTER TEN
Silk
What a Bargain
Swooning Again
Two Russians and a Whore
CHAPTER ELEVEN
Mermaid
Broken Glass
Marked Man
Charades
CHAPTER TWELVE
The Root Is One
Protected Entity
Not the Only Game in Town
Lyrical Homicide
Cuckolds Anonymous
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
Manzanita
About the Filly
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
Introducing Mr. Newborn
Old Ezra and the Lymphs
Phone Sex
Hunch
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
Russian Glory
Sea Ranch Tsunami
Rain or Hail
On the Floor
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
A Little Character
Big Tipper
A Higher Form of Being
Love Underrated
Dark Deeds
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
Detective Sabbatini Returns
Cazadero Castrato
Custard’s Pussies
Black Bart
What Rhymes with Crime
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
Je Ne Sais Quoi
Provocateur
Malodorous
Murder, the Theme Song
He’s Alive
CHAPTER NINETEEN
Waiting
Lover Boy
Unlikely Suspect
Inventory
Three Calls
CHAPTER TWENTY
Repent
In the Redwoods
Guilty as Charged
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
What Happened to You?
Irresistible
Showering with the Enemy
Roadkill Bacon and Eggs
Of God and Love
Plenty of Milk
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
Talking Murder
It Will Flame Out
The Second Coming
Confession
Thirteen Epiphanies
Food Fight
Fly on the Wall
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
Children, Be Nice Now
Infiltrator
Consolidation
Things as They Are
Have a Purpose
Interfacing with Spud
Rain or Hail
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
Two Funerals
The Moment in Question
Identity Theft
Drowning in a Glass of Water
Poetry Is Blind
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
Mardi Gras on Main Street
Poetry Priest
To Touch
Galley Orgy
Sinners
The Cavalcade
Next
Sweet and Harsh
CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
What Gives?
Poetry and Prose
American Poet
Moses and Aaron
EPILOGUE
Acknowledgments
PERMISSIONS
Copyright Page
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