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Index
Cover
About the Book
Contents
Title Page
Dedication
Epigraph
Part One: After Pains
1. Giving Suck
2. Mr Wobbly Hides His Helmet
3. The Hood, The Mother Hood
4. Baby, It’s Cold Inside
5. The Standing Offer
6. There’s a Baby In My Bath Water!
7. The Clit-Lick Hilton
8. Taking The Bitter With The Suite
9. Anything You Say Will Be Distorted Beyond Belief And Used Against You
10. Pre-Coital Depression
11. The Deposit
12. Relying On The Kindness Of Passing Serial Killers
13. Shoot-out At The Single Mother Corral
Part Two: Teething Troubles
14. Baby, I Want You
15. The Sperm Liqueur
16. Fear of Landing
17. Middle-Class Hero
18. Kiss And Sell
Part Three: Weaning
19. The Blue Eyeshadow Brigade
20. Ging Gang Gooly Gooly Gooly Gooly Wash Wash
21. Eggs Benedict
22. The Earth Mother Mafia
23. Egg-flip
24. Mad Cow’s Disease
25. Eggs Over Easy
26. Missing Persons Bureau
27. Scrambled Eggs
28. Stop The World! I Want To Get Back On!
29. Girls’ Night In
30. The Nick Of Time
Part Four: Bonding
31. Handbags At Dawn
32. If You Can’t Stand The Heat; Order Take Away
33. A Few Nappies Short Of The Full Load
Epilogue
34. The First Year Check-up
About the Author
Also by Kathy Lette
Copyright
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