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Index
Chapter One: Cliche
Chapter Two: Grey Goose Goes with Everything
Chapter Three: It’s Not Complicated, Really...
Chapter Four: Use Your Manners
Chapter Five: Is Shopping Really Cheaper Than Therapy?
Chapter Six: Make Sure You Approve the Tags
Chapter Seven: Sunshine and Fucking Rainbows
Chapter Eight: Wait…What?
Chapter Nine: Honesty, is it Always the Best Policy?
Chapter Ten: Epic Road Trip
Chapter Eleven: I Quit, I Guess
Chapter Twelve: Playing with Balls
Chapter Thirteen: Save the Drama for Your Momma
Chapter Fourteen: Thor Might be My Favorite Mistake
Chapter Fifteen: Not Until We’re Lost
Chapter Sixteen: That’s My Kind of Night
Chapter Seventeen: Red Whore Boots
Chapter Eighteen: I’ll Never Look at a Ham Sandwich the Same Again
Chapter Nineteen: Things I Must Learn
Chapter Twenty: Hurricanes All Around
Chapter Twenty-One: That’s not an Expression
Chapter Twenty-Two: It Doesn’t Work Like That
Chapter Twenty-Three: One for the Record Books
Chapter Twenty-Four: You Complete Me
Chapter Twenty-Five: Who’s the Sexiest Man on Earth?
Chapter Twenty-Six: Who Does That?
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Fish Taco
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Attorney-Client Privilege
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Keep Your Vagina in Check
Chapter Thirty: Failure of the Highest Order
Chapter Thirty-One: I Must Buy More Underwear
Chapter Thirty-Two: I’ll Take the Big O Roll
Chapter Thirty-Three: Cue the Meltdown
Chapter Thirty-Four: This Meltdown Lasts A While
Chapter Thirty-Five: It’s Impossible to Pout While Shooping
Chapter Thirty-Six: Pampered Drunk
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Leggings aren’t Pants
Chapter Thirty-Eight: Best Tip of the Day
Chapter Thirty-Nine: Drunk it is...
Chapter Forty: Fuck Your Way Through It
Chapter Forty-One: Sunshine
Chapter Forty-Two: #Vagfest
Chapter Forty-Three: Happy Endings are Real
Chapter Forty-Four: Total Bun
Chapter Forty-Five: Running Bitch
Chapter Forty-Six: I Love (Sigh) Ice Cream
Chapter Forty-Seven: Vagina Time Out
Chapter Forty-Eight: Sometimes You Just Need Your Sister
Chapter Forty-Nine: No Blue Waffle for Me
Chapter Fifty: No Sexting in My Car
Chapter Fifty-One: Sip and Say What?
Chapter Fifty-Two: Wunderlust
Chapter Fifty-Three: Run Like a Warrior
Chapter Fifty-Four: Working On My Shit
Two Months Worth of Shit Happens
Chapter Fifty-Five: I’d Rather Have Whiskey
Chapter Fifty-Six: Oh The Humanity
Chapter Fifty-Seven: Interpretive Dance
Chapter Fifty-Eight: Nostalgia’s a Dirty Liar
Chapter Fifty-Nine: Epic Love Story
Chapter Sixty: Well, Ain’t That Some Shit
Chapter Sixty-One: Game On
Chapter Sixty-Two: Fucking FEELINGS!!!
Chapter Sixty-Three: I Love You Anyway
Chapter Sixty-Four: Wolf Centered
Chapter Sixty-Five: Scary Shit
Chapter Sixty-Six: Wine Education?
Chapter Sixty-Seven: Never Saw It Coming
Chapter Sixty-Eight: Verbal Diarrhea
Chapter Sixty-Nine: Last Kiss
Chapter Seventy: Paint Me a Picture
Chapter Seventy-One: Omissions Aren’t Really Lies
Chapter Seventy-Two: Your Mouth
Chapter Seventy-Three: Merry Fucking Christmas.
Chapter Seventy-Four: Outdoor Baths are Awesome
Chapter Seventy-Five: Secret
Chapter Seventy-Six: The Mysteries of the Big “O”
Chapter Seventy-Seven: Plan in Effect
Chapter Seventy-Eight: A Beginning
Epilogue
Acknowledgments
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