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Index

Table of Contents DICK’S KIT

Dick’s Tool Box Dick’s Staples Dick’s Dictionary of Gastronomic Jargon Dick’s Doneness Chart Dick Likes It Creamy Caesar Salad Dressing Dick’s Cheater Garlic Butter Dick's Tzatziki Sauce Six Month Mari-Me-Nara Sauce Dick’s Garlic Croutons Sultry Sour Cream

IT’S A GUY THING – SNACKS AND APP’S

A Total Cheese Ball Bachelor Bites Bad Boy Bruschetta Cocktail Weenie's Crab Stuffed Popper Cherry Tomatoes Dick's Bread n' Butter Fromage et Trois Spinach Dip Good Shit Baked Brie I'm The Man Hamburgers with Sautéed Onions Love Slugs Nascar Nachos Pigs and Popper's Poker Pizza Dip Real Men Do Cry French Onion Soup Red Hot Red Pepper Soup Reservoir Dogs Casserole She's Perfect Pesto Portabellas Hot Mama Melts Single and Sexy Caesar Salad Sloppy Dicks Smokin' Gouda Dip Stalker Soup The Super Bowl Cheese Fondue Wingman

GOING, GOING, GONE…

Banger and Dash Bite Me Sheppard's Pie Blackened Sole Cold Shoulder, Hot Catfish A Swing and a Miss Chipotle Chicken Feeling Smothered Pasta It's Not Me, It's You Meatloaf Jerk-Off Chicken Let Her Down Easy Eggplant Parmesan One Crazy Taco ShishkaDicks Stick a Fork In It Porchetta Roast We're Better Off Friends Fettuccini Splitsville Pea Soup

COOKING WITH HOOCH

Beer Me Cheddar Soup Chili on a Bender Ciao Bella Steak Crabby Chicks Fishing for Compliments French Liqueur Chicken I'm a Catch Chicken Marsala Marg Or Rita Chicken Mojo-Mojito Shrimp On Tap Guinness Stew Seducer Sambuca Shrimp and Scallops Slow Cooker Beef au Beer Sandwiches That's the Spirit Pork Tenderloin Thighs of Rum & Coconut Jacked Meat

BACK OF THE LINE BOYS…SHE’S ALL MINE

Big Balls Spaghetti Bombshell Burrito's Crazy Chick Salad Crème de la Femmes Salmon Flex Your Mussels Fromage et Deux Jumbo Shells Fuhgeddaboudit Prime Rib Hide the Salami Baked Chicken Honey I'm Home Pork Chops Man Up Sausage Manicotti Mari-Me-Nara Spaghetti with Meatballs and Sausage Nice Rack...of Lamb One at a Time Ladies Lasagna Tap That Sea Bass Throw Me a Bone Bake 'n Barbecue Ribs

MEET THE PARENTS

A Bow Tie Event Penniless Beef Tenderloin Bagger Steak with Béarnaise Sauce Crazy About Her Clam and Linguine French Guy Meat Pie Fruit of Their Loins Grilled Halibut & Mango Salsa Gobble It Up Turkey Casserole I'm Really Not a Jackass Jambalaya A Penne For Your Thoughts Keeping it Wrapped Grilled Jumbo Shrimp Meet the Chief Beef Stroganoff with Bacon Their Little Lamb Chops Who's Your Daddy Chicken Diablo Three Sheets to the Wind Chicken What a Ham Three Months’ Salary My Ass Salmon Asparadick and Hollandaise Back in Black Bean Rice Baked Tomato Tata's Bare Naked Garlic Mashed Potatoes Bitchin' Broccoli Salad Corn off the Wagon Carb-a-Palooza Potato Casserole Dick's Own Barbecue Salad Dirty Girl Rice Ears Like Cauliflower Casserole Gold Digger Scalloped Potatoes Manly Macaroni Salad Nice Yams Pre-Nup Fried Zucchini Seeing Red Potato Salad She's So Sweet Potato Frites Teaser Tomato and Cucumber Salad Rice Peel-Off Wicked Wedges Wine and Cheese Biscuits