Dear Miss Metropolitan by Ferrell, Carolyn -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Title Page Copyright Notice Dedication Epigraph Fern

Once Upon a Time Helpmeet Symbol Spontaneous Combustion Fast Forward How to Tell If You were Black and Proud Waiting for Prince Keep Your Opinions to Yourself Rodentia Devilment Can You?

Gwin

Tunnelvision Plot Thickener Excuse Me But I Need a Mouth Like Yours Mary Don’t You Weep

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The Old College Try Once Upon a Time, In a Land Far Away Western Civ I Linnaeus The Niña and the Pinta Blackguards In Medias Res In Medias Res II Survival Techniques Typical Schedule Because Once Upon a Time Sort of Exact Details Return to Me But the Beat Goes on Attributes Complications from a Fairy Tale

Jesenia

Roman À Clef

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Future Scenario She Wouldn’t Stop The Mothers One Door Closes But The Mothers II Forward and Reverse Psychology Episode 3: Past and Future Recount Anita Baker Singing “Angel” The Expert

Bud

A Voice in the Night

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Employment Landscapes Door Mirages (One Friday in 2002?) Case Study of Fridays (2003?) Case Study of Fridays (2006?) What the Newspapers Could’ve Answered Case Study of Fridays (2001?) Case Study of Sundays (2002?) Explication Case Study of Sundays (1999?) Broken-Down-Washing-Machine Dreams Salvation Army Fast Forward Dawn Case Study of Tuesdays (2004?) Case Study of Wednesdays (2005?) Case Study of Thursdays (2006?) Case Study of Birthdays (2005?) The Father I Never Knew Case Study of Birthdays (2006?) Later Evening Blueprint Musty Watercolor Memories Possibilities Refrain Harold Amor

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Bye Bye A Nagging Feeling A Loving Memory of a Long Ago Bra-Wl (Get It? Lol) Silent Bursts in Between Mystery Date Blueprint II License for a Seasoned Journalist

What You Know Fern

Her True-True Name Sympathetic Inventory

Once Upon a Time in Queens

The Damn Fairy Tale Ends, Finally Because Once Upon a Time Miracles Le Creuset: An Interruption The Id, the Ego, and the Superego See Nightmares Further Investigation into Detective Amor Relief Another Journey Still in the Police Car but with Pains of Recognition To Understand First Contact Not a Dream What We Knew but it took a Whole Damn Village to Admit Real and Fake Chains The Door More Pictures from the Collapsing of Old Mind Into New Gwinnie’s Impossible Dream Come True Last Looks Letter Found in Bottle at Bottom of Sunswick Creek What’s Going to Happen The Truth To Those Who Wait Old Souls Futurism

Author’s Note Photographs and Illustrations Acknowledgments Also by Carolyn Ferrell About the Author Newsletter Sign-up Contents Copyright