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COVER TITLE PAGE COPYRIGHT TABLE OF CONTENTS DEDICATION WELCOME BACK! ONE—the first one, the second time. Because this is the second book TWO—the second second one THREE—the first one after the second FOUR—not the third FIVE—this is how many fingers I have on my right hand. Not really important here, though SIX—if you multiply the 2nd chapter by the 3rd, you’d get this one SEVEN—this one is after that one EIGHT—this one is before the next one NINE—is anyone still reading these? TEN—this is the number of all my fingers! Again, not really relevant ELEVEN—or 2 in Roman numerals, but that’s confusing TWELVE—there are this many royals in a deck of cards THIRTEEN—number of cards in a suit FOURTEEN—you’ll find this one on page 134 FIFTEEN—why isn’t it five-teen? I’ve always wondered SIXTEEN—again, are you still reading these? SEVENTEEN—lots of e’s in seventeen EIGHTEEN—when you say this out loud, sometimes people think you are saying eighty NINETEEN—can you imagine if there were eighty chapters? TWENTY—that would be about fifty chapters too many TWENTY-ONE—this is the official adult chapter TWENTY-TWO—a number so nice, they named it twice TWENTY-THREE—yeesh, did we have this many chapters last time? TWENTY-FOUR—this just seems excessive TWENTY-FIVE—uuuughhhhhh TWENTY-SIX—oh wait—this one is cool. Twenty-six is the number of red cards in a deck. So that’s cool TWENTY-SEVEN—or twenty-seven, if you count the joker TWENTY-EIGHT—wait, is the joker red? TWENTY-NINE—I looked it up—sometimes THIRTY!—the last chapter! Made it. Whew. Now turn the page already! ACKNOWLEDGMENTS ABOUT THE AUTHOR WHAT’S MORSE CODE? A PROMISE TO RETURN
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