Hollywood Animal · A Memoir by Eszterhas, Joe -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

1. The King of Point Doom 2. [Flashback] Ragamuffin 3. I Kill Rocky Balboa [Voice-over] The Pool Man

4. Michael Ovitz Fondles My Knife 5. [Flashback] Commies in Klevland 6. Michael Eisner Pimps the Teamsters

[Close-up] The Smart Girl

7. Blood and Hair on the Walls 8. It’s Only a Movie 9. [Flashback] Sins and Zip Guns

[Freeze Frame] The Phone Man

10. I Coldcock Ovitz

[Quick Cut] “You Know I Love You”

11. [Flashback] Attempted Murders 12. Your Basic Shit Storm

[Close-up] The Dentist

13. [Flashback] Me and Anastas Mikoyan 14. I Climb the Hill of Broken Glass 15. Naomi’s Journal—Robert Evans Kneels in Prayer

[Dissolve] The Souvenir

16. My Hollywood Mistress

[Dissolve] The Lovers

17. [Flashback] Howdy Doody with a Ducktail

[Quick Cut] Tom Cruise Is a Mousy Little Guy

18. Naomi’s Journal—In the Fetal Position

[Freeze Frame] Every Breath You Take

19. It’s a Wrap!

[Close-up] The Sheriff

20. Naomi’s Journal—Industry Dirt

[Close-up] Clash of the Super-Studs

21. Tabloids and Flailing Scissors

[Voice-over] The Girlie Girl

22. [Flashback] I Live with Priests

[Close-up] The Auteur

23. Naomi’s Journal—Please Take Care of Joseph 24. [Flashback] Howdy Doody Triumphant

[Close-up] The Negotiator

25. Love Hurts 26. Sins of the Fathers 27. Two for the Road

[Close-up] A Joint for Robert Mitchum

28. We’re Hollywood Animals 29. Everybody’s Pissed Off

[Close-up] The Poet Laureate to the Stars

30. I Redeem Myself 31. I Burn Hollywood

[Voice-over] The Daddy

32. The King of Cleveland 33. I Finally Meet Me!