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Praise Title Page Copyright Page So what’s this all about? Coming back to your own bed after a long trip Sneaking cheaper candy into the movie theater Stomping dry crunchy leaves on the sidewalk Finally getting that tiny piece of popcorn out of your teeth Peeling that sticky glue off the back of your new credit card The Kids Table When batteries are included When it feels like the lyrics to the song you’re listening to were written just ... Correctly guessing if the door is push or pull When a cop finally passes you after driving behind you for a while When you learn a new word and then suddenly start seeing it everywhere When the dog’s really excited you’re back home Dancing when you’re home alone Getting tucked in The sound of a solid crack from a good break in billiards When a baby falls asleep on you Giant morning stretches accompanied by stupid noises Glue movies Watching cream go into coffee When the hiccups stop Finding something you lost a long time ago after you already gave up looking ... Riding home with a box of pizza on your lap Picking the fastest – moving line at the grocery store checkout Getting a hug from someone you didn’t know you were in a hug relationship with That one person who laughs when you tell a really bad joke Letting go of the gas pump perfectly so you end on a round number Finding a parking spot right at the front of the mall just before Christmas Getting through right away when you call a big company Eating the last piece of anything Slowing down Taking your high heels off at the end of the night and walking home in bare feet When you suddenly remember it’s a long weekend When two cookies melt together in the oven Elementary school science fairs The moment after you wake up from a nightmare and suddenly realize it was all ... Pain The smell of an old hardware store Putting on your most flattering pair of pants That guy who helps you parallel park Peeling your socks off under the sheets Napping with somebody else Getting a stuck ball out of somewhere by using another ball Seeing a license plate from home when you’re somewhere really far away The moment on vacation when you forget what day of the week it is Hanging out with your mom When the person you’re meeting is even later than you are Riding your bike really late at night when the streets are completely empty Dropping your cell phone on the sidewalk and then realizing it’s totally fine When a big chunk of earwax randomly falls out of your ear Finally realizing where you know someone from after staring at them forever When the houseguest leaves Placing the last piece of the puzzle When you know someone well enough to go in their fridge without asking When you finish your milkshake and then remember there’s more in that stainless ... Emptying the recycling bin on your computer Waking up to the smell of sizzling bacon Jumping as many stairs as possible Screaming at characters in movies to do things When your friends working in fast-food restaurants give you a little extra Wearing what you just bought out of the store Finally peeing after holding it forever The night before a really big day Finding the perfect patch of grass to sit on at the park When you hit the point where you’re comfortable farting around each other Walking into class and seeing a substitute teacher Fully justifying whatever terrible thing you’re eating When you get the scissors at that perfect angle where it slices through ... Becoming a regular somewhere When a friend starts randomly giving you a massage Walking around naked when you’re home alone Anything on tap When you sneeze and a stranger says bless you Rubbing someone’s newly shaved head Looking at how much dirt came off something you just cleaned Changing the channel during a commercial break and then flipping back just as ... When you meet up with a group of friends and they stop talking to celebrate ... Typing in your username and password at the speed of light Finding hidden compartments in things you already own Getting your guests to help you move something really heavy When the plane suddenly speeds up on the runway The sound of barely frozen puddles cracking when you step on them When someone compliments your new haircut Using any item within reach to help grab the remote control so you don’t have ... The first couple hours of the road trip When the phone rings and it’s somebody you were just thinking about Moving indoor furniture outdoors When your fries order has a few onion rings stashed in the mix The Big Night Nap Hilarious last-minute Halloween costumes When company events are scheduled on company time Good escalator etiquette Kicking those clumps of frozen slush off the back of your car’s mud flaps Your Almost Name Getting the keys to your first apartment The sound of airplane toilet flushes Actually pointing out a constellation in outer space Whipping down the hill really fast on your bike after pedaling hard all the way up Watching a movie in the basement with a group of friends Your tongue When your friend makes sure you get into the house safe after dropping you off ... Accidentally doing something really good in sports Tuning the radio station perfectly so there’s absolutely no static Waking up really thirsty in the morning and finding a glass of water within reach The sound of steaks hitting a hot grill Eating the crusts of the sandwich first to save the middle part for last Sneezing three or more times in a row The smell of Play – Doh Junk drawers Hot cream and a straight razor on your neck at the barbershop Stumbling on an elusive rerun of your favorite TV show When you open a book to the exact page you were looking for Catching food in your mouth Making it halfway Realizing you still remember your childhood friend’s phone number Laughing so hard you start crying Wearing your favorite pair of underwear and nobody knows Any food that requires Wet-Naps and a stack of napkins to eat When your windshield wipers match the beat of the song you’re listening to Sitting on your freshly made bed and admiring your work after cleaning your room Eating cookies like Cookie Monster When a work friend becomes an outside-of-work friend Running to the door when your mom or dad comes home from work Wearing a sweatshirt that hasn’t been washed yet Experiencing déjà vu Tossing garbage in the trash can from far away Experiencing déjà vu Taking your ponytail out Learning a new keyboard shortcut Figuring out a tricky plot twist just before they reveal it Getting shotgun on a long car ride That smooth feeling on your teeth after you get your braces off That one email account you use for all your spam Drawing on steamy mirrors with your fingers Eating anything from your own garden Seeing shapes in the clouds Long, comfortable silences between really close friends Going on a field trip in elementary school The moment on a roller coaster when you get to the top of the big hill and ... When that social event you didn’t want to go to gets canceled Rocking out on air instruments Doing anything that makes you feel like a caveman That teacher When somebody holds the elevator door for you Setting the new high score on a video game Taking a spin on a shopping cart Slurping hot soup on a cold night Turning off all the lights during a thunderstorm The Perfect Egg Crack Curling up into the fetal position Old, classic board games When the bubbles in your drink go right to the top but not over When your ears pop back to normal after swimming That old Take a Penny, Leave a Penny bowl on the store counter When someone saves you a seat The sound of water lapping against a dock When the delivery food you ordered somehow arrives really early Acrobatic snoozing Eating foods you loved as a kid Calling a mulligan on the day Finally getting the perfect picture Fat baseball players Watching something download really fast A really cold drink on a really hot day Seeing old people holding hands Seeing a really happy dog out for a walk Eating the ice cream stuck to the lid of the carton Getting the armrest at the movie theater Glass When you actually manage to split the group restaurant bill to everyone’s satisfaction A perfect squeegee job at the gas station Fitting every last thing in the dishwasher When the guy at the deli counter gives you a free taste When you went to the gym yesterday Riding on someone’s shoulders when you were a kid That clicking sound of winding anything up Picking up something that turns out to be a lot lighter than you expected The last couple hours before the weekend Correctly guessing the actor voicing the animated movie character Dropping a glass and then sticking your foot out so it hits your foot and ... Running for the bus or train and actually catching it When you drive from a rough road onto a smooth one Reuniting a sock from the Sock Orphanage Drawer with its freshly washed ... When your roommate goes away for the weekend When your laptop or cell phone is just about to die but you manage to run and ... Puppy breath Carrying all the grocery bags in from the car in one giant trip When you fold a piece of paper so it fits in the envelope perfectly When you’re washing the car and it’s hose time When a stranger walks by and offers to take a picture of you and the person ... Vacuuming a dirty carpet and hearing all those tiny rocks go through the hose Walking or riding your bike faster than cars sitting in traffic The extra time you get when the clocks roll back When someone holds your keys and wallet in their purse That feeling in your stomach when you go really high on the swings Flavor pockets The sound of snow crunching under your boots Taking a break from shaving Getting the last piece of sleep out of your eye Picking things up with your feet Interspecies action – figure wars When you go out for lunch and come back to a way better parking spot When the free bread they bring you at the restaurant is warm Taking off your glasses or contact lenses after a long day The moment at a concert when the crowd figures out what song they’re playing That one car that randomly travels with you on the highway for a really long time An inbox of personal emails when you wake up in the morning Passing under a bridge on the highway when it’s pouring rain Finding treasures in your spring jacket pocket Pulling a weed and getting all the roots with it Driving over a small hill in your car The moment of anticipation before the first kiss Staying up past your bedtime when you were a kid Those rare moments when you’re the only person on the beach When your roommate cleans the place while you’re away That moment in a shower when you decide to make it a really long shower Looking at the clock and seeing that it’s 12:34 Tips Driving around with the windows down on late summer nights Do Nothing Days A good turnout on your birthday The Airport Pickup When your pet notices you’re in a bad mood and comes to see you Appreciating the beauty of all your body’s scars and scratches Getting to the light at the end of the tunnel Acknowledgements ABOUT THE AUTHOR My Awesome Things WHAT’S YOUR AWESOME THING?
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