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Index
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Contents
1 - Please Stop Standing on the Toilet Seats
2 - Please Don’t Encourage the Cat to Lick You
3 - Please Fix the Lighting in the Boys’ Bathroom So We Can See Our Reflections Better
4 - The Pole in the Community Room Is Not for Pole Dancing
5 - Please Ban Country Music from All Future Dances
6 - Sequined Camouflage Is Not Appropriate at School
7 - We Are Too Old for Picture Day
8 - The Fart Squad Needs to Be Disbanded
9 - The Storage Shed Is Not for Kissing Behind
10 - Prevent Locker Juice: DO NOT Leave Food in Your Locker Over Break
11 - Please Stop Giving False Impressions
12 - Secret Santa Presents Should Come from the Heart, Not the Fruit Bowl
13 - Secret Santas Are Offensive
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15 - Welcome-Back Hugs Should Be Limited to Five Seconds
16 - If You Are Going to Share Details About Your Love Life, Please Learn the Bases
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18 - Please Do Not Abuse the Suggestion Box
19 - Please Try to Spend More Energy on Stuff That Matters
20 - Please Don’t Take Your Bad Day Out on Innocent People
21 - To The People at This School Who Have Been Acting Depressed Lately: Don’t Stop Believing
22 - Instead of a Complaint, Here’s a Tip: Seize the Day!
Acknowledgments
Copyright
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