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Index
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Contents
One: As If It Wasn’t Hot Enough, or Let’s Set Up the Major Conflict Right Away, We’d Hate to Bore You From the Beginning
Two: You Can Put Lipstick on a Pig, but It’s Still a Pig, or Backstory in One Place Isn’t Always Good, but at Least This Backstory Is Interesting
Three: Good Psychology Makes for a Better Costume, or Let’s Get This Party Started, Shall We?
Four: Of Course a Man Can Wear Ruffles If He Wants To! or Never Get Caught Underdressed at an Adventure If You Know What’s Good for You
Five: It Takes a Fire to Create a Community, or Sometimes You Have to Set a Tiger’s Rooms on Fire in Order to Change Its Stripes
Six: To Die Will Be an Awfully Big Adventure, or We Don’t Think About Death Like That Nowadays
Seven: Big Dresses Don’t Always Cover a Multitude of Mistakes, or Throwing a Twist into What Might Otherwise Be a Predictable Plot Is Never a Bad Thing
Eight: When It Rains It Pours, or As If There Weren’t Enough Strange People on Rickshaw Street
Nine: Even Crabby People Don’t Deserve to Lose Everything They Love, or The Problem Firmly Established, Nobody Yet Has an Idea What to Do
Ten: The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men Are Most Likely Infinitely Better than the Best Laid Plans of Ophelia Julia Easterday
Eleven: If a Villain Can’t Be Well-Developed, She Might As Well Be Well-Dressed
Twelve: A Summer Breeze, a Flushing Toilet, and a Master Plan
Thirteen: You Know It’s Bad When Madrigal Pierce Will Stoop to a Plan That Might Actually Be Fun
Fourteen: Spit Solves a Multitude of Problems, but Only If it Doesn’t Gross You Out
Fifteen: Never Underestimate the Power of Jewelry, or One Ring to Rule Them All and a Diamond Brooch Can Cause a Lot of Trouble
Sixteen: Motorcycle Repair and the Art of Haunting Houses
Seventeen: Egads! Being Forced to Hand Write a Letter! What Is This World Coming To?
Eighteen: Just When You Thought People Can Change, Someone Comes Along and Destroys Your Faith in Humanity
Nineteen: Tragedy Is Never Funny, Unless You Produce a Reality Show That’s Been Cancelled, but Other Than That …
Twenty: Firm Resolve and a Good Meal, Necessary for Any Proper Haunting
Twenty-One: Boo! A Terrible Haunting, or Corsets, Pulleys, and Loads and Loads of Makeup
Twenty-Two: Nothing Worse Than a Genius Feeling Sorry for Himself, Except a Brother Who Can’t Take a Hint, or Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
Twenty-Three: In the Nick of Time Is Much Better Than In the George of Time, Don’t Ask Me How I Know That
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