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Introduction
1. Jane: But officer, it was justified…
2. Jane: Ahoy, matey! I need a drink.
3. Oz: And along came a lion.
4. Jane: I will not marry my father.
5. Oz: Lions don’t purr. But you can still pet me. Lower.
6. Jane: I’ll put her in a nice home. The kind that gives them real Jell-O.
7. Oz: I finally understand the expression, I can’t always get what I want. But what if I need…?
8. Jane: That wasn’t a kiss.
9. Oz: I will not toss my sister overboard.
10. Jane: Maybe I should just sink the ship.
11. Oz: The moon made me do it.
12. Jane: Okay, so I kissed him on purpose this time.
13. Oz: Why am I suddenly hearing the theme song to Jaws?
14. Jane: Daddy, leave my boyfriend alone.
15. Oz: Swan dive or cannonball?
16. Jane: The things I do for love.
17. Oz: Who’s got the pretty shiny? I got the pretty shiny.
18. Jane: Love spells suck.
Epilogue
Afterword
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