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A NineStar Press Publication
Death of a Bachelor
Table of Contents
Dedication
First Prologue: Cathal Crushes Olives and Damon’s Dreams.
Second Prologue: Jane Austen Never Swore, but Cathal Reads Stephen King.
Third Prologue: Cathal Makes a Promise, not a Joke, for Once in His Miserable Life.
Chapter One: Cathal Tries to Keep His Promise, even though Who in Their Right Mind Eats Fish Heads; Damon Is Clearly beyond Help.
Chapter Two: Cathal Discovers Damon Is a Real Person, Only Sixteen Years Late.
Three: Bread Pudding Is Dramatic. And Delicious.
Four: Potato Pancakes Disappoint Everyone.
Five: Felix Smashes the Patriarchy. Sort of.
Six: Damon Looks at Everyone Like They Are Several Squirrels Hiding Inside a Trench Coat.
Seven: Bulleted Lists Are not Always the Answer. Just Most of the Time.
Eight: The Great Pillow Massacre of 2016.
Nine: Damon Is Physically Incapable of Avoiding the Elephant in the Room, and He’s got the Tusk Marks to Prove It.
Ten: No Joke in this Title because this Chapter Is about FEELINGS.
Eleven: Metaphors Are Bad Enough. Similes Give Damon Hives.
Twelve: No One Bakes like Gaston. No One Makes Dino Cakes like Gaston.
Thirteen: Star Wars Is the Closest Thing to a Religion in the Eglamore Household.
Fourteen: Damon Always kind of Wants to Punch Himself in the Face. Even More So at Fancy Dinners.
Fifteen: Don’t Mess With T-rexes.
Sixteen: Cathal Actually Doesn’t Shut Up When You Kiss Him. He Just Stockpiles Insults.
Epilogue: Everyone Told Felix the Leash Was a Backpack. He Still Believes It.
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