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Index
Praise
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Introduction
SECTION ONE - here comes my childhood!
broadway, daddy, and other barriers to loving me
kermit the frog is a terrible boyfriend
never tell them what you’re actually wearing
be your own gay best friend
twin cities
SECTION TWO - missing knuckles, snowballing vegans, self-help books, and other atrocities
the rules
power of three
white noise
turn down the glamour
star wars is a kids’ movie
SECTION THREE - “crazy” is an std
sweet sweeney agonistes
the critic
douche ziggy
giants and monsters
SECTION FOUR - exile in guyville
paper clips versus larry flynt
i don’t care about your band
so you want to date a musician
the kid
did i come to brooklyn for this?
red coats and mary wilkies
SECTION FIVE - the house of no
old acquaintances
Acknowledgements
About the Author
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