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Index
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Copyright
Map
Chapter One: Note to Self: Stop Going in Woods Alone
Chapter Two: Note to Self: Also Stop Going to Homeroom
Chapter Three: Note to Self: Also Avoid Cafeteria
Chapter Four: Note to Self: Watch Out For Giant Murderous Snakes
Chapter Five: Note to Self: Add House Next Door to List of Places to Avoid
Chapter Six: Note to Self: Stop Reading Newspaper—Too Upsetting
Chapter Seven: Note to Self: STOP BOTHERING GHOSTS!!!
Chapter Eight: Note to Self: Give Team Training in Proper Stakeout Behavior
Chapter Nine: Note to Self: No More Investigations Involving Graveyards at Midnight
Chapter Ten: Note to Self: Research How to Fake Own Death and Start New Life Far Away
Chapter Eleven: Note to Self: Never Try to Make Friends Again
Chapter Twelve: Note to Self: Great Work Outwitting Dr. Darke! Yay, Me!
Chapter Thirteen: Note to Self: DR. DARKE IS ALL-KNOWING I AM DOOMED
Chapter Fourteen: Note to Self: Wash Feet with Disinfectant Tonight
Chapter Fifteen: Note to Self: Who Knew One Little Souvenir Would Turn into a Big Hairy Deal?
Chapter Sixteen: Note to Self: Kenny Really Needs His Beauty Sleep
Chapter Seventeen: Note to Self: Must Stop Bearding Lions in Dens
Chapter Eighteen: Note to Self: Get Over Fear of Enclosed, Dark Spaces Because Apparently Destined to Spend a Lot of Time in Them
Chapter Nineteen: Note to Self: Never Make Mr. Radzinsky Angry
Chapter Twenty: Note to Self: Find Nice, Safe Hobby Now That I Am Retired from Paranormal Investigation (Have Heard Good Things about Stamp Collecting)
Acknowledgments
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