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Index
Cover
About the Author
Title Page
Copyright Page
Contents
‘O.K. Come In.’
ST CUSTARD‘S: BY THE CAMERA CLUB
Down with Skool!
1 HEAD BEAKS AT BAY
From Beak to Tail
Kanes I Have Known by N. Molesworth
Two Short Speeches for Headmasters
More Chizzes about Headmasters
A Few Headmasters
2 BOO TO SIR or ARE MASTERS NESESSESSARY?
All masters are weeds and love the Kane—Warning: some masters are keen—Masters are swankpots—Masters are sloppy and like gurls.
3 A TOUR OF THE CAGES or MASTERS ONE BY ONE
1. English Masters
2. Latin Masters
3. French Masters
4. Maths Masters
5. Singing Masters
Table of Grips and Tortures for Masters
4 LESSONS AND HOW TO AVOID THEM
1. Botany
2. History
3. Science
4. Divinity
5. Geography
6. General Knowledge
How to Succeed with Masters
Flight of the Ink Dart
5 IN LOCO PARENTIS
An Ideal Setting—A Corner of the Playing Fields—A Peep into Matron’s Room—Academic—The Football Team Visiting the Skool
Visiting the Skool
6 HOW TO TORTURE PARENTS
Skool plays displays gunfights and jamborees—Country Dancing—Assembly of the Wizzo Space Ship—Reading Aloud
Parents at a Glance
7 SKOOL FOOD or THE PIECE OF COD WHICH PASSETH UNDERSTANDING
1. Etiqutte
2. A Nightmare: The Revolt of the Prunes
Curtain Speech
Footnotes
‘O.K. Come In.’
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