Losers in Space by Barnes, John -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Title Page Copyright Dedication Contents Notes for the Interested, #0: Please skip this and every other Note for the Interested if you’re not interested From Earth to Beyond the Moon

1 Eenie Meanie Miney Moe

2 Solid Gold Turd

Up-Leg Earthpass to Marspass

Notes for the Interested, #7: The ride they’re planning to take 3 Rendezvous with Destiny

4 Breakfast with the Right Half

5 Separation 6 Nothing to Buy and Nowhere to Deliver

7 All the Glory We Can Eat 8 The Evil Issue, the Irreplaceable Issue, and the Squashed-Like-A-Bug Issue

9 The Dark Space Somewhere Between Grounding and Flogging 10 A Gweat Big Box of Fwuffy 11 The Best Steward within Ten Million Miles 12 The Only Difference Between Us 13 Ultra Serious Girl Talk 14 Dying Could Spoil the Whole Trip 15 One Big Jump into the Dark, with Friends 16 So Far from anything 17 “You’Re the Commander, Commander”

18 I Guess You’ll Never Understand about Love 19 560 Needles, 6,000,000,000 Pieces of Hay

20 Being Dead Improves our Social Standing

Up-Leg: Marspass to Aphelion

21 Pop Makes a Play for the Pirates

22 Christmas on the Way Out 23 The Way things Awe

Down-Leg: Aphelion Toward Earthpass

24 Brilliant, with an 80% Chance of Dead 25 The Second and Last Christmas on Virgo 26 The Girl I Left Behind Me

Earth, 12 Years Later

27 The Princess Who Stands on the Shore

Acknowledgments About the Author