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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
Introduction
The baby shower
Prenatal class
Labor
Trying not to break you
Naming you
Nursing
The nursery
She couldn’t drink for nine months
Visitors
Mommy and Me movies
The car seat
Mommy groups
She can’t drink drink
The spa
Wearing you
No more pregnancy perks
She can’t take a sick day
Sex
Lack of sleep
The office visit
Her hair is falling out
The in-laws
Celebrity moms
Celebrity babies
Labor in the movies
Everything makes her cry
The diaper bag
Public transportation
Explosive poo
You’re sick
Mommy brain
Baby Gap
Plastic toys
Mommy and Me yoga
Sleep training
The family pet
Ex-boyfriends
The weather
TV
Facebook
Global warming
Swim class
Flying
Real estate
She’s asymmetrical
The growth spurt
The babysitter
Diapers
Nap time
Hotels
The laundry
Home renovations
The end of maternity leave
The pump
The business trip
Wardrobe
Disposable income
Brunch
Holidays
The Nanny
Daddy
“When are you having a second?”
Single people
Bath time
Meal planning
You’re a hair puller
Photography
The pediatrician
Baby proofing
Your first birthday
Weaning
Your first haircut
Sippy cups
Gadgets
Teething
Board books
Grocery shopping
Working from home
9 PM
The gym membership
First steps
Compulsively checking on you while you sleep
The park
Accelerated aging
The stroller
Sports
Grandma
Day care
Houseguests
Mommy Fear
The Playdate
Children’s music
Restaurants
Mornings
Weddings
Other kids
Other Mommies
Mommy nights out
Vacations
You’re growing up too fast
Acknowledgments
About the Authors
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