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Acknowledgments
Dedication
Chameleons, Panty Pull-Downs, and Twelve-Step Programs
Step One: Eye Contact. Make It.
Insert, Agitate, Release
Step Two: Don Do-It-Yourself Whorewear
Step Three: Ignore the Whore
Steps Four and Five: Fan the Flames of Jealousy to Make Him Your Bitch, and Turn Inanimate Objects into Sex Toys
Step Six: Initiate Operation Blow-Off
Step Seven: Talk So Dirty, He Needs a Bath to Answer You
Verse One
Chorus
Intermission
Reprise
Ultimatums
Snake Attack
Verse Two
Chorus Two
Step Eight: Sext Him Hard
Step Nine: Let Him Know What He’s Missing When You’re Not Around
Step Ten: Tell Him You Love Him with a Song
Step Eleven: Grab Him by the Balls and Never Let Him Go
Beats
Step Twelve: Remember, Spitters Are Quitters
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