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1. Had someone finished what the dragons had started?
2. Pick a property, any property.
3. Few appreciated magic.
4. I hadn’t even suspected such a network had existed within the city.
5. It’s nothing you did, but you’re not going to like the news.
6. The younglings will be born talkers.
7. Why can’t my household get through a single day without bloodshed?
8. Like your new wife?
9. Monkey can teach you everything you need to know.
10. I can’t help but notice you got about five times the amount of milk.
11. I already missed the little bird and his comforting presence.
12. I engaged my phone in a staring contest.
13. I’d inadvertently played a game with a cat.
14. Just try not to kill me.
15. How does it feel being a fellow inmate?
16. You just want a dragon to skin me alive, don’t you?
17. Damned unicorn.
18. The therapist might need therapy by the time they’re done with you.
19. There is no justice in murdering a baby.
20. She’s a ferocious little thing, isn’t she?
21. You will have a problem if you take him to a place with books.
22. Does he need righteous wrath or a calming father figure?
Epilogue: Please don’t get glitter in our coffee.
About G.P. Robbins
The Magical Mysteries of Mundane Miami
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