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Index
Title Page
Table of Contents
Acknowledgements
Introduction: Why you haven’t learned Spanish
LESSON 1: Find Your Voice
The Spanish Voice
“Named Must Your Voice Be Before Brandish It You Can.”
Putting On Your Wings
Pronunciation: Get Them Moves Like Joel
Be the Bee
“Eeh!” The Easiest Word
The Rides (Prepositions)
“K, let’s move on.”
“Oh Stella, your choice of words…”
Sheep
Should You Be Stressed?
Direct Objects: A Hymn Scene
What…
Not No
Conjunctions
Prepositions
Yo
Direct Objects
“What Luck!”
Special Use of Articles
Focused Practice
LESSON 2: Learn in Phrases
“Verb, you’re so intense.”
Mr. Sentence Head
Basic Phrase Units
Cheating the Apple System (present tense)
Who’s Who?
The Secret Behind the Counter (past tense)
Future
Junk Mood (subjunctive)
Wood Mood (“would”)
Off the Ground: Fins, Bells, and Whistles (unconjugated forms)
Ser: Eight Simple Uses
“I’m on the right track, baby, I was born it!”
Subjunctive Uses
Using Unconjugated Forms
LESSON 3: Focus on Location
“Rolling in the deep kitchen sink”, or “how to lose everything you own”
The Mental Matrix: Hack into your brain’s universe.
Con Man (connectors)
Fence Art (articles)
Tea and Hymn (direct objects)
Indirect Paths
A Reflexive Stream
The Ace on the Lake (“this” and “that”)
Possessed in the Woods
Comb Like a Con Man (adverbs)
Home at Last
Conjunctions
Prepositions
Articles
Direct objects
Indirect objects
Reflexive objects
Esto/Eso
Possessives
Adverbs
“Todo” and “Más”
Checkpoint: Start Thinking in Spanish
Dialogues
LESSON 4: Stick to the System
The Wrong Shop
The Comfort Zone Myth
“But I already know soooo much Spanish!”
“To be”, or the other “to be”?
Another Myth
Litmus Test 1: Nouns
Litmus Test 2: Adverbs
Litmus Test 3: Prepositions
Don’t Sweat It
The Red Tense
The Cauldron of the Stew of Transformation
Stab Pandas
Magic Rays and Magic “Rah”s
The Night Sky (subjunctive)
Where a Lizard Would Be
An Unattended Party
Recap of Estar
Estar Conjugations
Subjunctive Estar
Unconjugated forms
Idioms
Are You In Your Comfort Zone?
LESSON 5: Gamify
“I think I’m just too old.”
Be Young and Be Reckless
Games with Pandas
Games with Sheep
Noses (object pronouns)
More Eggs and Cards
The Voices of the Swamp
Joel’s Parched Imagination
Games in the Plaza
Tanned Butcher
Aunties Before Uncles
Dawn-Day Melons
Monkey See, Monkey Comb
Joel’s Messy Yard
Flying Tour of Joel’s House
Conjunctions
Prepositions
Subject pronouns
Nos
Swamp Pronouns
Possessives
Prepositionals
Time Adverbs
Other Adverbs
Adjectives
Nouns
Dialogue
LESSON 6: Learn Grammar First
The Ir Doctor
Joel Goes Himself
The F. Closet
The “Eeh!” “Baahh!” Sheep
Will Go, Would Go
Fiyah!
Fuera
“Get Lost. Find a Vet.”
Gone from Ir
Ser’s Forbidden Closet
Tener: Everyone Has To Have Toys
The Two-Faced Doll
The Bee’s Knees
Draw
Toy Junk
Ten Yen
Everything You Need
50%: The Other Have
Sip Part of the Roof (how to use participles)
Haber: Existence
Reviewing Five Verbs
Ir, reflexive
The “Ir hack” for the future tense
Tener
Haber with participles
Haber for existence
Ser, the F forms
Wrapping Up
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