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Index
Cover
About the Book
Title Page
Contents
Dedication
Chapter 1: It’s a Long Way to the Top if You Wanna Rafe and Roll
Chapter 2: Everything You Need to Know about One R. Khatchadorian
Chapter 3: I’ll Take the Non-Pounding Option, Thanks
Chapter 4: It’s a Melon Entry, My Dear Watson
Chapter 5: You’re the Creative Genius. Right, Genius?
Chapter 6: Invasion of the Hipsters
Chapter 7: How to Speak Strayan
Chapter 8: Everybody Yurts
Chapter 9: And Breathe …
Chapter 10: Miss Murgatroyd and the Kettledrum Incident
Chapter 11: Definitely Not Jack Black
Chapter 12: The Smell of Cool
Chapter 13: The Sweaty Yoga Problem
Chapter 14: My Eyes! My Eyes!
Chapter 15: Hairy Harry’s Horror Thong
Chapter 16: Enter the Shin-Kicker
Chapter 17: The Man Bun Vote
Chapter 18: A Brief History of the Khatchadorian Man Bun
Chapter 19: The Bit Where it All Gets Super Awkward
Chapter 20: Never Carry a Walrus When Arguing with an Australian
Chapter 21: Maybe He Just Needs Ta
Chapter 22: Parmesan Cheese Smells Like Baby Sick and Other Hits
Chapter 23: The “Nothing Much Happens” Chapter
Chapter 24: Triple Whoa with Chocolate Sprinkles on Top
Chapter 25: Coincidences? Khatchadorian Doesn’t Believe in Coincidences
Chapter 26: Gottogobye
Chapter 27: The Iceberg of Hidden Meanings
Chapter 28: Gorilla Taming 101
Chapter 29: The Astonishing Transformation of Jason Chang
Chapter 30: Hefty Potatoes
Chapter 31: The Almost Half-Time Recap Chapter
Chapter 32: Dodging Namastes Behind the Great Wall of Tofu
Chapter 33: The Mystery of the Cool
Chapter 34: Check Out the Yoga Daks
Chapter 35: Good Night, Hills Village, You’ve Been Awesome!
Chapter 36: Total Fruitcake Alert
Chapter 37: The Pent-Up Rockage Theory
Chapter 38: Vegan Beetroot, Kale, and Wheatgrass Smoothie, Anyone?
Chapter 39: Kompletely Krushing Kangaroo Krush
Chapter 40: Getting to the Bottom of the Blister Mystery
Chapter 41: Mr. Blister’s Sister
Chapter 42: You Seriously haven’t Heard of Bon Jovi?
Chapter 43: The Angus Young Plectrum
Chapter 44: This Rock-Star Thing
Chapter 45: What Exactly is a Hotcake?
Chapter 46: Boot Camp 1: The Way of the ’Tude
Chapter 47: Boot Camp 2: Big Hair Science
Chapter 48: Zombie Mom Alert
Chapter 49: The One Weird Thing
Chapter 50: Everything Doesn’t Suck
Chapter 51: Some Bad News and Then Immediately Some More Bad News
Chapter 52: Ever Been Laughed at by a Toy Rabbit?
Chapter 53: Back to Dorksville
Chapter 54: Go Figure
Chapter 55: The Leftover Meat Loaf Spaghetti Special is off the Menu
Chapter 56: The Leftover Meat Loaf Spaghetti Special Disaster
Chapter 57: She’ll be Right, Mate
Chapter 58: A Brilliant Idea to Fix Everything
Chapter 59: Are You Ready, Hills Village?
Chapter 60: G’day, America!
Chapter 61: Moshpit Mom
Chapter 62: Captain Exposition Strikes Again!
Epilogue
About the Authors
Also by James Patterson
Imprint
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