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Cover Title Copyright THIS BOOK BEGAN WITH A SIMPLE FACT THE BIG STINK: January 1, 1836 THE HOLE TRUTH: January 2, 1953 THE CUTEST DIMPLES: January 3, 1996 ELECTROCUTING AN ELEPHANT: January 4, 1903 TOUCHÉ: January 5, 1825 THE QUARREL IN 'MARLE: January 6, 1681 BUNNY MOTHER: January 7, 1964 CAMPAIGN PROMISE: January 8, 1835 HONEST MISTAKE: January 9, 1493 WHERE'S THE BEEF?: January 10, 1984 MR. VERSATILITY: January 11, 1987 WHAT'S THAT SMELL?: January 12, 1960 GOVERNMENT SPY: January 13, 1999 SUE & DESTROY: January 14, 1999 THE BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER: January 15, 1919 JAMAICA MISTAICA: January 16, 1996 JUST DO IT: January 17, 1977 BREAD BREAK: January 18, 1943 LUCY STICKS TO SCRIPT: January 19, 1953 REVENGE OF THE BATS: January 20, 1982 BEER AND BOILED APPLES: January 21, 1667 THE 334 CLUB: January 22, 1987 ARCHITECTS THROW A COSTUME BALL: January 23, 1931 WINTER WONDERLAND: January 24, 1684 BABY DELIVERY: January 25, 1913 A BIRD OF BAD MORAL CHARACTER: January 26, 1784 THOMAS CRAPPER DAY: January 27, 1910 A SERENDIPITOUS DISCOVERY: January 28, 1754 WHALE OF A MESS: January 29, 2004 A POSTHUMOUS EXECUTION: January 30, 1661 THE MOST DARING ROBBERY ON RECORD: January 31, 1874 JACKIE AND JACKO: February 1, 1988 MONA LISA SMILE: February 2, 1987 THE BRIEF, WONDROUS LIFE OF TULIPOMANIA: February 3, 1637 DEATH KNELL: February 4, 1893 THE LONGEST WAR IN HISTORY: February 5, 1985 MOONSHOT: February 6, 1971 RESTORATION: February 7, 1845 JACK OF CLUBS: February 8, 1994 QUEEN OF BOHEMIA: February 9, 1893 THE NAKED TRUTH: February 10, 1535 TOILET HUMOR: February 11, 1960 BREAKUP BARBIE: February 12, 2004 THE CASE OF THE PREHISTORIC SPARK PLUG: February 13, 1961 THE BELL TELEPHONE CONTROVERSY: February 14, 1876 IMPERSONATOR: February 15, 1969 ZEUS, PRESERVE THEE!: February 16, 600 KICK IN THE FACE: February 17, 1915 DAIRY QUEEN: February 18, 1930 CORNFLAKE WARS: February 19, 1906 SAME-DAY DELIVERY: February 20 KILL SHOT: February 21, 1437 BIRTHSTONE: February 22, 10,000 B.C. CAPONE THE MILKMAN: February 23, 1932 CLEVELAND ROCKS: February 24, 1956 THICKSKULLED: February 25, 1866 SCAT GOT YOUR TONGUE: February 26, 1926 NO-FLY ZONE: February 27, 1992 DAY OF REST: February 28, 1643 LEAP YEAR PROPOSAL: February 29, 1288 L'INVASION ERRONÉE: March 1, 2007 WILD CARD: March 2, 1729 STICK UP: March 3, 1934 HOUSE OF NO CARDS: March 4, 1845 TRADING PLACES: March 5, 1973 FEATHERED FIENDS: March 6, 1890 SMOKIN': March 7, 1997 OH, POPEYE!: March 8, 1939 ONE SMALL STEP FOR MANNEQUINS: March 9, 1961 DOOMSDAY RECONSIDERED: March 10, 1982 THE SIMPLIFIED SPELLING MOVEMENT: March 11, 1906 POOPED: March 12, 1993 MAALOX ERA: March 13, 2008 THE BOURNE AMNESIAC: March 14, 1887 BEWARE THE WEDDING MARCH: March 15, 1964 RED WEDDING: March 16, 453 UNITED STATES V. APPROXIMATELY 64,695 POUNDS OF SHARK FINS: March 17, 2008 EL FUSILADO: March 18, 1915 FOOTBALL 101: DON'T FORGET THE BALL: March 19, 1892 MARCH 20 IN FAILED KIDNAPPINGS THE PAPIER-MÂCHÉ TIARA: March 21, 1800 THE MYSTERY AT LAND'S END: March 22, 2003 ONE THUMB DOWN: March 23, 1844 LONG SHOT: March 24, 1921 BACKDATED: March 25, 421 AN EROTIC LIFE: March 26, 1658 TO LIFE!: March 27, 1931 AND THE BAND PLAYED ON: March 28, 1984 PINK AND BLUE: March 29, 1914 NOT ON THE RUG, MAN: March 30, 1998 WILDCATS V. WILDCATS: March 31, 1997 EAT IT UP: April 1, 1957 BACK TO WORK: April 2, 1996 AUDIENCE OF ONE: April 3, 2017 PACIFIST PILLOW FIGHT: April 4, 1968 THE YEAR WITHOUT A SUMMER: April 5, 1815 WORKING ON SHORTIES: April 6, 1907 SHAKY HANDS: April 7, 1926 GOODY TWO-SHOES: April 8, 1765 THE CIVIL WAR FINDS WILMER MCLEAN—AGAIN: April 9, 1865 THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: April 10, 1934 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS: April 11, 1866 FLIGHT COMPARISON: April 12 A WARNING: April 13, 1883 COLOR THERAPY: April 14, 1989 LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!: April 15, 1931 CORRECTION: April 16, 1883 TRUST ISSUES: April 17, 1790 THE GOOD OLD DAYS: April 18, 1930 GO WEST: April 19, 1927 BUNNY BUGS OUT: April 20, 1979 IN SYNC: April 21, 1910 WRESTLER-IN-CHIEF: April 22, 1832 LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT: April 23, 1374 MISATTRIBUTION: April 24, 1980 NOT SO FAST: April 25, 1792 SPECIAL EXCEPTION: April 26, 1569 MILKING MILTON: April 27, 1667 REEFER MADNESS: April 28, 1192 KILL THE SQUIRRELS: April 29, 1918 THE SPY WHO DUPED ME: April 30, 1943 TAKE IT TO THE BANK: May 1, 1932 SOB SISTER: May 2, 1904 THE ENDS OF THE EARTH: May 3, 7138 BACK FROM THE DEAD: May 4, 1891 LAST WISHES: May 5, 1821 IGNITE TONIGHT: May 6, 1994 WHAT IS LOVE?: May 7, 1922 JUMPER: May 8, 1885 LITERARY PROPHET: May 9, 1898 FRUIT OR VEGETABLE?: May 10, 1893 THE POPGUN PLOT: May 11, 1795 POPULAR DISBELIEF: May 12, 1593 PORT SHEEP: May 13, 1604 BARE LEGS FOR PATRIOTISM: May 14, 1942 GRACE AND A CODPIECE: May 15, 1602 CAN'T STAND THE HEAT: May 16, 1830 A MONSTROUS CARBUNCLE: May 17, 1984 REIGNING CHAMPS: May 18, 1924 FART PROUDLY: May 19, 1780 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT: May 20, 325 TODAY IN AVIATION HISTORY: May 21 IN PRODUCTION: May 22, 1951 DEFENESTRATION, PART I: May 23, 1618 DEFENESTRATION, PART II: May 24, 1920 THE STUPIDEST SONG EVER WRITTEN: May 25, 1980 RIGHT DAY: May 26, 1968 REQUIEM FOR A STARLING: May 27, 1784 THE BIRTH OF SCIENCE: May 28, 585 BCE NO DANCING HERE: May 29, 1912 THE GLORY OF THE DIGESTING DUCK: May 30, 1739 POLE POSITION: May 31, 1949 HOW MANY GODS DOES IT TAKE TO GUARD A DOORWAY?: June 1 SYMPATHY FOR THE CHOIRBOY: June 2, 1953 SODA POP: June 3, 1970 DEAD AT THE REINS: June 4, 1923 A PAIR FOR THE AGES: June 5, 2012 JUDGE CRATER, CALL YOUR OFFICE: June 6, 1939 TO WINSTON, FROM WINSTON: June 7, 1899 ARE WE BORING YOU, MR. RODALE?: June 8, 1971 DRAMATIC IRONY: June 9, 1893 POLLY WANT A #$@&%*!: June 10, 1845 HIS SATANIC MAJESTY: June 11, 1968 ELLIS, D.: June 12, 1970 THE AMEN BREAK: June 13, 1969 HAREBRAINED: June 14, 1952 A FUGITIVE ACT: June 15, 1824 PECKING ORDER: June 16, 1903 FOUL MISCONDUCT: June 17, 2016 "HIKING THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL": June 18, 2009 A BIRTHDAY GIFT: June 19, 1891 LADY SMOKERS: June 20, 1921 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY BLOOMERS?: June 21, 1895 PORTMANTEAU LAND: June 22, 1913 UMPIRE ABUSE: June 23, 1917 THE DANCING PLAGUE: June 24, 1374 A FATAL LOVE TRIANGLE: June 25, 1906 THE ADVOCATE: June 26, 1659 TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME: June 27, 1940 A WRONG TURN AND A CHEESE PASTRY: June 28, 1914 DON WE NOW OUR GAY ERRATUM: June 29, 2008 THE LIVING DEAD: June 30, 2010 THE FIRST CAT VIDEO: July 1, 1894 THE GREAT ANNIVERSARY FESTIVAL: July 2, 1776 THE LAST GREAT AUK: July 3, 1844 DEAD PRESIDENTS: July 4 FRESH PEPPER?: July 5, 1819 TIME OUT OF MIND: July 6, 1189 SURE SHOT: July 7, 1912 SUNDAE BEST: July 8, 1881 PAPER REVOLUTION: July 9, 1887 WHAT'S IN A NAME?: July 10, 1882 WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE: July 11, 1971 CALIFORNIA: A LAND WITHOUT MEN: July 12, 1510 BEST IN SHOW: July 13, 1871 BETTER LATE THAN NEVER: July 14, 1912 AND THE HIPPOS WERE BOILED IN THEIR TANKS: July 15, 1984 KISS OF DEATH: July 16, 1439 THE DOCTOR AND THE DETECTOR: July 17, 1881 UNDELIVERED EULOGY: July 18, 1969 JANE THE QUEEN: July 19, 1553 DARK'S PROPHECY: July 20, 1969 THE HEROSTRATUS EFFECT: July 21, 356 BC STAR STRUCK: July 22, 1934 TEAM EFFORT: July 23, 1904 POE'S PROPHECY: July 24, 1884 PLAGUE OF WORMS: July 25, 1872 TO BUILD A WORD: July 26, 1869 THE SLAP HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD: July 27, 1990 MATCHMAKER, MATCHMAKER: July 28, 1540 THE CURSE OF CURZON PLACE: July 29, 1974 THE OLDEST OLYMPIAN: July 30, 1932 DORD: July 31, 1931 WHERE WE LAY OUR SCENE: August 1, 1578 BURY ME NEXT TO BILL: August 2 A LESSON IN PERSEVERANCE: August 3, 1970 DRINKING THE STARS: August 4, 1693 ONE GIANT BLUNDER: August 5, 2006 AND ANOTHER ONE: August 6, 1964 CHICKEN TREADMILL: August 7, 1906 THE PASSING OF A GREAT MAN: August 8, 1945 A FLAGRANT EXHIBITION: August 9, 1979 PAIN KILLER: August 10, 1897 WONDER WOMAN: August 11, 1942 ON THE ROAD: August 12, 1888 KING CON: August 13, 1913 DON'T BE CRUEL: August 14, 1956 NO RSVP NECESSARY: August 15, 2004 STRING THEORY: August 16, 2008 SLAPHAPPY: August 17, 1957 MEMORY BUILDER: August 18, 1885 SIGN STEALER: August 19, 1996 POWER HUNGRY: August 20, 1672 A GOOD DAY FOR AN ART HEIST: August 21 THE POP: August 22, 1978 THE OTHER MICHAEL JACKSON: August 23, 1978 MAKE IT RAIN: August 24, 1967 VAMPIRES ON THE MOON: August 25, 1835 THE BANTING DIET: August 26, 1862 THE 38-MINUTE WAR: August 27, 1896 HONORARY BLOCKHEAD: August 28, 1938 FROM AA TO LSD: August 29, 1956 A PECULIAR RACE: August 30, 1904 A FOOL'S GOLD: August 31, 1578 REVIEW OF MYSELF: September 1, 1855 OH, CANADA: September 2, 2013 IS KETCHUP A VEGETABLE?: September 3, 1981 SUGAR PLUM 4 LIFE: September 4, 1986 THE LONGEST SONG IN THE WORLD: September 5, 2640 TELL TALE: September 6, 1951 MUSEUM DESPOILERS: September 7, 1911 AND ON THIS BOAT HE HAD A . . .: September 8, 1827 OMG: September 9, 1917 THE FRAUD OF POYAIS: September 10, 1822 THE BIG SLEEP: September 11, 2001 A SPECIAL PARDON: September 12, 1379 GOOD VIBRATIONS: September 13, 2011 PARTY LIKE IT'S 1787: September 14, 1787 OFF-KEY: September 15, 2016 WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE: September 16, 1857 SPEED DEMON: September 17, 1955 TAKE MY CHIROPRACTOR, PLEASE: September 18, 1895 A DUCK, A SHEEP, AND A ROOSTER WALK INTO A HOT-AIR BALLOON: September 19, 1783 THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES: September 20, 1973 GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE . . .: September 21, 1915 HAMMER TIME: September 22, 1986 RESPAWN: September 23, 1889 HIGH STAKES: September 24, 1765 SNARK MARK: September 25, 1887 STILL GOT IT: September 26, 1976 LIFE AND LIMB: September 27, 1842 BAD HAIR DAY: September 28, 1567 GREAT BALLS OF GUNFIRE: September 29, 1976 MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE: September 30, 1826 A LUCKY GRAB: October 1, 1620 UP HIGH: October 2, 1977 WAR IS OVER! (IF YOU PAY IT): October 3, 2010 SHE'S LEAVING HOME: October 4, 1963 THE MAN WHO WALKED AROUND THE WORLD: October 5, 1974 DEATH OF THE HIPPIE: October 6, 1967 UP: October 7, 1870 THE KETTLE WAR: October 8, 1784 THE MAN WHO TAUGHT ANDY WARHOL TO PAINT: October 9, 1984 THE REAL WINNER: October 10, 1995 THE FIRST TOILET ON TV: October 11, 1957 THE MEN WHO STARE AT MANILA FOLDERS: October 12, 1988 ONE FINE DAY: October 13, 1307 A REAL LAZYBONES: October 14, 1895 THAT DARN CAT: October 15, 1910 TEAM OF KINGS: October 16, 1384 THE LONDON BEER FLOOD: October 17, 1814 THE NORFOLK OEDIPUS: October 18, 1730 STARVING ARTIST: October 19, 2003 TAKE YOUR PICK: October 20, 1897 LITEROTICA: October 21, 1556 HAPPY EARTHDAY: October 22, 4004 B.C. THE ICEMAN CURSETH: October 23, 2004 DEATHBED RAVINGS: October 24, 1935 DEAD BALL: October 25, 1998 CRIMSON DAWN: October 26, 1929 FORBIDDEN FRUIT: October 27, 1439 WELL-HEELED: October 28, 1533 PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE: October 29, 1880 MARS ATTACKS: October 30, 1938 THE GREAT SCHNOZZOLA: October 31, 1945 THE SHOW WINDOW: November 1, 1897 THE GREAT EMU WAR: November 2, 1932 THE BATTLE OF THE BEES: November 3, 1914 WHEN PIGS FLY: November 4, 1909 THE SCATOLOGICAL COMPOSER (OR, THE SECOND MOVEMENT): November 5, 1777 GRAND THEFT PARSONS: November 6, 1973 THE CURSE OF TIPPECANOE: November 7, 1811 TWO OF US: November 8, 2005 THIS IS THE END: November 9, 2013 THE KIDNAPPING OF DAN RATHER: November 10, 1980 CORDUROY APPRECIATION DAY: November 11, 2011 BE FAIR TO LONG HAIR: November 12, 1964 THE GREEN FEATHER MOVEMENT: November 13, 1953 FINNISH BASEBALL: November 14, 1920 THE SPOON LADY: November 15, 1959 BANKER SPANKER: November 16, 1979 THE HEIDI BOWL: November 17, 1968 TALK TURKEY: November 18, 1889 ONE HELLUVA FILM: November 19, 1925 SUBSTITUTE: November 20, 1973 JAILHOUSE ROCK: November 21 WHODUNNIT?: November 22, 1987 THERE'S NO TOMORROW: November 23, 1958 A NEW DISH: November 24, 1762 THE ART OF SEPPUKU: November 25, 1970 POP CRITIC: November 26, 1862 THE BERNERS STREET HOAX: November 27, 1810 PLAY ON WORDS: November 28, 1582 WRITER'S BLOCK: November 29, 1967 ONE AND A MILLION: November 30, 1974 BREATHLESS: December 1, 1997 AGAINST THE WIND: December 2, 1979 I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ART, BUT I KNOW WHEN IT'S UPSIDE-DOWN: December 3, 1961 A WILDE DESIRE: December 4, 1878 LITTLE PRINTS: December 5, 1996 MODERN FAMILY COURT: December 6, 2016 NO HE DOESN'T: December 7, 1975 MOTHER MARY: December 8, 1726 AHEAD OF ITS TIME: December 9, 1868 THE FIRST FEMALE PALEONTOLOGIST: December 10, 1823 HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM . . .: December 11, 1998 GRANDFATHERED IN: December 12, 1866 HIS (NOT SO) FINEST HOUR: December 13, 1931 ROYAL STALKER: December 14, 1838 PATENT IRONY: December 15, 1836 AND THE $64,000 QUESTION IS . . .: December 16, 1955 A BRIDGE TO SELL: December 17, 1928 SPEED WARS: December 18, 1898 THE TOILET PAPER PANIC OF '73: December 19, 1973 WELL DAMN: December 20 TOSSING AND TURNING: December 21, 1889 A GIFT TO TREASURE: December 22, 1937 HIDE NOR HAIR: December 23, 1975 O CHRISTMAS TREE: December 24, 1832 O CHRISTMAS TRUCE: December 25, 1914 GUARDIAN OF THE LANGUAGE: December 26, 1777 THE OLD PHILADELPHIA LADY: December 27, 1899 JUST SHOOT ME: December 28, 1918 THE BRAHE WAY: December 29, 1566 TIME TRAVEL: December 30, 2011 PLAN BIG: December 31, 1759 ACKNOWLEDGMENTS ABOUT THE AUTHOR ABOUT THE ILLUSTRATOR INDEX
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