Notes From the Hard Shoulder by May, James -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Cover Table of Contents Title Title Page Copyright Page Dedication PART 1 – I'VE A GOOD MIND TO WRITE A LETTER

PART 2 – THE FUZZY EDGE OF AUTOMOTIVE UNDERSTANDING

CHARLES DARWIN MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING NAKED MOTORCYCLE PORN SHOWING NOW SOME OBSERVATIONS ON REAR-END HANDLING THE FUTURE OF IN-CAR ENTERTAINMENT THE TECHNICAL REVOLUTION IN THE TOYSHOP THE BEST DRIVING SONG IN THE WORLD EVER HOW TO DEAL WITH VAN DRIVERS BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID. BUT ONLY OF THE SIZE OF THE BILL. I'M GAY, BUT NOT THAT GAY THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF THE CAR OF THE FUTURE THIS IS PERSONAL IS IT A CAR? IS IT A BIKE? NO. AND NO. IF HE KNOWS, HE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING

PART 3 – THESE ONES ARE ACTUALLY ABOUT CARS, SORT OF

HOW GREAT CARS COME TO BE ABANDONED IN OLD BARNS BREAKING DOWN IS NOT SO HARD TO DO LAMBORGHINIS ARE GREAT. YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE. PIOUS PORSCHE PEDDLES PATHETIC PEDAL-POWERED PRODUCT THE FOLLY OF TRYING TO SAVE FUEL JEREMY CLARKSON RUINED MY DREAM CAR THE RANGE ROVER OF OUTSTANDING NATURAL BEAUTY POETRY ON MOTION ONLY THE FRENCH WOULD BUILD A CAR DESIGNED TO BREAK DOWN THESE MODERN SUPERCARS ARE ALL BLOODY RUBBISH YOU KNOW TRACK DAYS, OR THE FUTILITY OF GOING NOWHERE CLASSIC CARS – YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ACHTUNG! BENTLEY! THE VAUXHALL VECTRA, A REPRESENTATIVE VIEW I'VE NEVER FELT SUCH A SPANNER

A CHEAP HOLIDAY IN SOMEONE ELSE'S CAMPER-VAN MISERY THE MOTOWN STORY A CLOT ON THE LANDSCAPE DON'T FORGET YOUR TOOLKIT HARLEY-DAVIDSON, A HANGING OFFENCE I'M JUST GOING TO ICELAND, I MAY BE SOME TIME POLICE CAR, LIGHTS, ACTION THE SMART CAR. NOT AFTER WE'D FINISHED WITH IT.

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