Never Cook Sober Cookbook by Laabs, Stacy -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Cover Title Page Acknowledgments Contents Introduction Chapter 1: Breakfast

Three Sheets to the Wind Vodka and Rum Fruit Plate Hazy Tequila-Salsa Scrambled Eggs Giddy Raspberry Tea Vodka Granola Yogurt Distracted Bourbon Pecan Waffles Tanked Cinnamon Whiskey and Brown Sugar Oatmeal Lit Banana Rum Pancakes Temptation Bourbon Vanilla French Toast Morning After Mango Rum Breakfast Burrito Soused Scrambled Eggs with Champagne and Smoked Salmon Loaded Oatmeal Pick-Me-Up Rum Fruit Smoothie Jiggling Vodka Shots Seeing Double Frangelico French Toast Intoxicated Tequila Breakfast Tacos Bottoms-Up Mudslide Smoothie Barmaid Mango Rum Cream Cheese Bagels Double Blueberry Vodka Muffins Caribbean Cocktail Rum Jelly and Toast

Chapter 2: Lunch

Wobbly Chicken Tequila Fettuccine Under the Table Vodka Chicken Salad Plastered Vodka Turkey Wrap Caramelized Red Wine Onions and Mushroom Burger Tipsy Tequila Lime Chicken Tacos Big Jug Wine Pasta Woozy Cod Swimming in Huckleberry Vodka Flying High Vodka Spinach Salad Delusional Chicken in White Wine and Yogurt Sauce Shaken Gin Smoked Salmon Pasta Trippin’ Whiskey Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo Sassy Salmon in Champagne Sauce Submerged Vodka Veggie Sub Another Round White Wine Linguine Shrimp Keg o’ Beer Hot Dogs Peanut Butter and Vodka Jelly Sandwich Ham and Cheesy Champagne Sandwich Punchy Rum Runner Chicken Mellow Tilapia with White Wine and Lemon Sauce Champagne Oysters Rockefeller Tanked Tequila Fish Tacos Beer Barrel Chili Beer, Meet Vodka Marinated Chicken Wings Infused White Wine Shrimp Alfredo Bar Tab Vodka Pasta Salad Thousand Island Vodka Hamburgers Yo Ho Ho Rum Pork Chop Sandwich Tropical Cruise Ginger Vodka Asian Salad Captain’s Table Bourbon Pulled-Pork Sandwich Windex Greek Gin Salad Mix Drinks Like a Pro Whiskey Steak and Cheese Sandwich Veni Vidi Vici Vodka Caesar Salad Distracted Mussels in White Wine Sauce Quarters Bourbon BBQ Meatballs

Chapter 3: Dinner

Slap-Happy Flaming Rum Fajitas Happy Hour Clam Beer Bites Half-Seas over Lime Rum Shrimp Kebabs Honey I’m Home Whiskey Chicken Bloody Mary Vodka Spaghetti Devil’s Got My Baby Vodka Rosemary Chicken High Ball Cinnamon Whiskey Chicken Samurai Sword Sake Salmon Last Call Long Island Iced Tea Chicken Straight-Up Gin Shrimp Midnight Bourbon Baby Back Ribs Chillin’ Whiskey Pork Chops Merry Red Snapper with Mango Rum Dancing Tilapia in Rum Butter Sauce Play-It-Again Gin Scallops Feeling Good Vodka Enchiladas Island Getaway Cherry Rum and Balsamic Salmon Five O’Clock Beer Flank Steak Pub Scallops with White Wine Sauce Sinful Gin Chicken Alfredo Bartender Garlic and Rum Roast Pork Wasted Beer Beef Stew Shooters BBQ Rum Salmon Luau Lime Gin Mahi Mahi Frolicking Rum Curry Chicken Fiesta Tequila Lamb Chops with Mango Salsa Stumbling Chicken Breasts with Champagne Sauce Umbrella Mussels with Beer LOL Lemon Tea and Dill Tilapia Make It a Double Vodka Pork Chops Biker Bar Beer Steaks Surly Tequila and Shrimp Singapore Sling Gin Pork Chops VSOP Brandy Steaks

Chapter 4: Desserts

Lush Raspberry Vodka Chocolate Chip Cookies Feeling No Pain Chocolate-Vodka Banana Sundae Zonked Kahlua Fudge Brownies Memory Lapse Banana Rum Cake Midnight Oil Vodka and Rum Fruit and Yogurt Light My Fire Double Chocolate Ice Cream with Coconut Vodka Dream World Whiskey Pecan Pie Mixology Cupcakes Nightcap Grand Marnier–Chocolate Mousse Pie Tie-One-On Red Velvet Brandy Cake Happy Hour Buttered-Rum Apple Crisp High as a Kite Chocolate Cake with Maple-Bourbon Frosting Cosmopolitan Vodka Root Beer Float Hurricane Mango Rum Vanilla Icing and Yellow Cake

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