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Index
Contents
The Boy in the Dress
Title Page
Dedication
Chapter 1 - No Hugging
Chapter 2 - Fat Dad
Chapter 3 - Under the Mattress
Chapter 4 - Wanting to Disappear
Chapter 5 - Just Doodling
Chapter 6 - Forever and a Moment
Chapter 7 - Watching the Curtain Edges Grow Light
Chapter 8 - Lying on the Carpet with Lisa
Chapter 9 - Bonjour, Denise
Chapter 10 - Pickled Onion Monster Munch
Chapter 11 - “These high heels are killing me”
Chapter 12 - Another World
Chapter 13 - Double French
Chapter 14 - Silence like Snow
Chapter 15 - There Was Nothing More to Say
Chapter 16 - With or Without the Dress
Chapter 17 - Maudlin Street
Chapter 18 - A Thousand Smiles
Chapter 19 - Dragged in the Mud
Chapter 20 - Blouse and Skirt
Chapter 21 - Big Hairy Hands
Chapter 22 - One Thing Left to Do
Mr Stink
Title Page
Dedication
1 - Scratch “N” Sniff
2 - Icy Silence
3 - The Wanderer
4 - Drivel
5 - Abandon Starbucks!
6 - Soap-Dodgers
7 - A Bucket in the Corner
8 - Maybe It’s the Drains
9 - A Little Bit of Drool
10 - Slightly Chewed
11 - Hair Pulling
12 - Pongy Pong
13 - Shut your Face!
14 - Lady and the Tramp
15 - Bath time
16 - Rule Britannia
17 - Collapsed Bouffant
18 - Rabbit Droppings
19 - Supertramp
20 - Grubby Toilet Roll
21 - Wet Wipe
22 - Long Lion Days
23 - Plastic Snowman
24 - Yuckety Yuck Yuck
25 - Black Leather Mistletoe
26 - Little Star
Acknowledgments
Billionaire Boy
Title Page
Dedication
Chapter 1 - Meet Joe Spud
Chapter 2 - Bum Boy
Chapter 3 - Who’s the Fattiest?
Chapter 4 - “Loo Rolls?”
Chapter 5 - Out of Date Easter Eggs
Chapter 6 - The Grubbs
Chapter 7 - Gerbils on Toast
Chapter 8 - The Witch
Chapter 9 - “Finger?”
Chapter 10 - Dog Spit
Chapter 11 - Camping Holiday
Chapter 12 - Page 3 Stunna
Chapter 13 - New Girl
Chapter 14 - The Shape of a Kiss
Chapter 15 - Nip and Tuck
Chapter 16 - Peter Bread
Chapter 17 - A Knock on the Toilet Door
Chapter 18 - The Vortex 3000
Chapter 19 - A Baboon’s Bottom
Chapter 20 - A Beach Ball Rolled in Hair
Chapter 21 - A GCSE in Make-Up
Chapter 22 - A New Chapter
Chapter 23 - Canal Boat Weekly
Chapter 24 - The Rajmobile
Chapter 25 - Broken
Chapter 26 - A Blizzard of Banknotes
Postscript
Thank yous
Gangsta Granny
Title Page
Dedication
Chapter 1 - Cabbagy Water
Chapter 2 - A Duck Quacking
Chapter 3 - Plumbing Weekly
Chapter 4 - Mystery and Wonder
Chapter 5 - A Little Broken
Chapter 6 - Cold Wet Egg
Chapter 7 - Bags of Manure
Chapter 8 - A Small Wig in a Jar
Chapter 9 - The Black Cat
Chapter 10 - Everything
Chapter 11 - Cheesy Beans and Sausage
Chapter 12 - The Love Bomb
Chapter 13 - A Lifetime of Crime
Chapter 14 - Nosy Neighbour
Chapter 15 - Reckless and Thrilling
Chapter 16 - ‘N’ ‘O’ Spells ‘NO’
Chapter 17 - Planning the Heist
Chapter 18 - Visiting Hours
Chapter 19 - A Small Explosive Device
Chapter 20 - Boom Boom Boom
Chapter 21 - A Tap-Shoe
Chapter 22 - Lycra Lynch Mob
Chapter 23 - Caught by the Fuzz
Chapter 24 - Dark Waters
Chapter 25 - Haunted by Ghosts
Chapter 26 - A Figure in the Dark
Chapter 27 - An Audience with the Queen
Chapter 28 - Hung, Drawn and Quartered
Chapter 29 - Armed Police
Chapter 30 - A Packet of Sugar
Chapter 31 - Golden Light
Chapter 32 - A Family Sandwich
Chapter 33 - Silence
Chapter 34 - Zimmer Frame
Postscript
Copyright
About the Publisher
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