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Index
Dedication
Contents
Chapter 1: Prankpocalypse
Chapter 2: Sometimes It Is Like in the Movies
Chapter 3: Secret Corned-Beef Messages from Reformed Pirates
Chapter 4: Wizard vs. Armadillo
Chapter 5: The Guts Stew Question
Chapter 6: Bonecrusher and the Zombie Apocalypse
Chapter 7: The Dirty Rat Who Saved the World
Chapter 8: The Chandlergast
Chapter 9: Eating Fish Heads under a Bridge
Chapter 10: The World Ends in 2029
Chapter 11: The Wal-Mart Connection
Chapter 12: Replica Faces Are All the Rage
Chapter 13: The Card Shark
Chapter 14: The Flammable Tent
Chapter 15: Why Nobody Ever Messes with Australia
Chapter 16: ManBearPig
Chapter 17: Bulgarian Cookbooks
Chapter 18: Mount Rushmore Is Filthy
Chapter 19: In Teddy Roosevelt’s Shadow
Chapter 20: Carson Just Died?
Chapter 21: A Fruit Roll-Up Saves the World
Chapter 22: When Having No Rhythm Is the End of the World
Chapter 23: The Tim Tebow of Heroes
Chapter 24: Happy Birthday, Gollum
Chapter 25: The Tapping of Time
Chapter 26: Being Teddy Roosevelt
Chapter 27: Countdown Zero
Chapter 28: La Pistola
Chapter 29: Zero Times Zero Equals Zero
Chapter 30: Another Countdown
Chapter 31: The Forty-Third Street Saint
Chapter 32: Awkward Friend Hugs
Chapter 33: Vacuums and Applebee’s Dinners
Chapter 34: Troll Hunting
Chapter 35: Blue in Brown Short Shorts
Chapter 36: Snakepeople
Chapter 37: Beyond Snakedome
Chapter 38: El Quippo
Chapter 39: One Swipe of the Blade
Chapter 40: Sometimes It Is Just Like the Movies, Redux (Sort of)
Chapter 41: Counting Stars
Chapter 42: Bison Apocalypse
Chapter 43: Eleven Ways to Die inside Snakedome
Chapter 44: When Fear Becomes a Weapon
Chapter 45: Lazy Eyebrows
Chapter 46: Leggo My Leg Dough
Chapter 47: Sailor! To the Moon with Ye!
Chapter 48: Three Countdowns in One Day Is Three Too Many
Chapter 49: Ten Minutes(ish) and Counting
Chapter 50: So Much for the Rules of Countdowns
Chapter 51: You Ruined It!
Chapter 52: Questions
Chapter 53: Answers
Chapter 54: Just Another Boring Monday
Acknowledgments
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