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Index
Cover
Title page
Dedication page
Epigraph page
Contents
The Luckiest Guy Alive
Attack of the 50ft Woman
Bed Blocker Blues
Shave Off
The List
Live in a Dream
Six Haikus . . . in No Particular Order
No 6
No 2
No 3
No 4
No 5
No 1
21 Gun Salute Suit
Bongo’s Trousers
The Idiot’s Journal
I’ve Fallen in Love With My Wife
Pies
She’s Got a Metal Plate in Her Head
Psychedelicate
The Paperboy’s Wife
Your Metrosexual Ex
Egg Head
Bipolar Inmate Diary
Outrage on the Out
I Wrote the Songs
Hire Car
The Motorist
Krazy Mixed-Up Killer
Crossing the Floor
Pleb Squad
The Hanging Gardens of Basildon
The Man Who Didn’t Love Elvis
Billion Dollar Brain
Trouble @ t’Mall
Solid Gold Geezer
Kamarad Klaak
Death of a Gentleman Farmer
Get Back on Drugs You Fat Fuck
PC Gone Mad
Paging Dr Schlotke
Pity the Plight of Young Fellows
The Ranks of the Heathen Saints
To a Tiki Shirt
Radiant City
One Man Gang
Beasley Boulevard
About the Author
Also by John Cooper Clarke
Copyright page
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