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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright Notice
Dedication
Prologue
1. A Child Got Kidnapped by a Demon or Something
2. A Screaming Clown Dick
3. Joy Park
4. A Monster’s Pictures, a Grieving Widow, Sex
5. Amy’s Breakfast with Evil
6. The Rain Continues, and Also John Dies
7. The Battle of John’s Living Room
Book II
8. Attack of the Fuckroaches
9. Another Child Goes Missing
10. A Flashback to Amy’s Traumatic Waffle Experience
11. This Isn’t What it Looks Like, I Swear
12. Diogee Wasn’t a Good Dog
13. Wait, What the Fuck?
14. A Brief History of Invasive Fish Species in the Mississippi River and Their Impact on International Commerce
15. Soy Sauce
16. The Great Dildo Flood
17. Joining Maggie for Breakfast
Book III
18. Once Again, Marconi Selfishly Tries to Steal the Spotlight
19. The Crew Encounter Some Additional Complications
20. The Ass Letter
21. We All Must Learn from Kurt Russell’s Tragic Mistake
22. The Heroes Agree to Help Murder a Dozen Children
23. A Plan with No Possible Flaws
24. An Experiment Yields Some Inconsistent Data
25. Well, They Certainly Fucked that Up, Didn’t They?
26. Grappling Hooks Aren’t Cheap, You Guys
27. This Womb of Mine
28. A Completely Successful Plan that Ends the Story, This Is Probably the Final Chapter Right Here
29. The Danger of Acting on Incomplete Information
30. Mobile Surgery
31. The Undisclosed Hospital Was Recently Renovated and Is Now a Pretty Nice Facility
32. Five Days Later
33. A Completely Uneventful Denouement. We Can Probably Cut this Part, Seriously, Stop Reading
Afterword
Also by David Wong
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