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Index
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Contents
Revenge is Best Served WARM
Grab Life By the MILK BALLS: Cookies, Bars & Balls
What a Total MONSTER
Kiss My MOLASSES
I Honestly Don't Give a FIG
The BAR has Been Lowered
World's Biggest FLAKE
It Takes a LATTE Balls
Nobody's BUTTER CUP
I CANNOLI Be Happy When We're Though!
Everyday I Regret Us S'MORE
Forgetting You was a PIECE OF CAKE: Cakes & Cupcakes
I Couldn't CARROT All Cake
You're the DEVIL FOOD CAKE
Stop Texting Me, You CREPE
What a Piece of SHEET CAKE
Shut that Stupid CAKE Hole
The Absolute CRUMB of the Earth
Suck It Up and Grow a PEAR
You're Driving Me BANANAS
Don't Try to BUTTER ME UP
Nutty as a FRUIT CAKE
I Never KNEADED You Anyway: Breads & Pastries
Don't Call Me HONEY BUNS
The Two of Us are TOAST
What a Total D-BAGEL
DONUT Call Me Again
Bite Me, Scum MUFFIN
Not My Cup of TEA
They Didn't Cut the MUSTARD
MYOB (Mind Your Own BISCUITS)
Such a Cold-TARTED Bastard
World's Greatest POS (Piece of STRUDEL)
Please TURNOVER a New Leaf
It's Not You, It's BRIE
Buh-Bye, SWEET STUFF: Candies, Creams & More
Go FUDGE Yourself
What an Absolute NUT Job
What a Bunch of SOUR GRAPES
I Ain't PUDDING Up with This
Rotten to the COEUR
You DIM SUM, You Lose Some
A Hot MESS
When I Think of Us, ICE CREAM
We're Dead & BERRIED
I'm Not FONDUE You
I Hate You a LATTE
Such a PIZZA Crap!
FRUCK Off!
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