How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers by Booth, Max III -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

1. phlegm for the soul 2. the surreality of reality 3. indent your face 4. officer doughnut 5. burgers & milkshakes 6. trunk carcasses 7. beer shits 8. previously on how to successfully kidnap strangers 9. blue balls for jesus 10. there’s no such thing as a free cappuccino 11. god’s fluffer 12. the drive to nowhere & everywhere 13. this just in: everything sucks 14. jesus fucking christ 15. the universe fattens & we can no longer support its weight 16. kidnappers & hostages 17. ugh 18. the superman of christians loves meth 19. that’s what she said 20. heads are gonna roll 21. halloween decorations 22. big bang theory t-shirt-wearing motherfucker 23. sexy cats 24. the librarian’s daughter’s father 25. paulyshorepunk 26. rise & fall of the burger queen 27. asscracks of the universe 28. the cocks in the closet 29. bizarro sorrows 30. twack 31. paperback graveyard 32. a warm welcome 33. what will our mothers think 34. improv 35. that was no deer 36. everything ends at a cabin in the woods 37. small press outlaws 38. aim for the head 39. imaginary lovers 40. dat ass 41. hostages & hostages 42. officer doughnut to the rescue 43. politically correct decapitations 44. authors, reviewers, & serial killers 45. fahrenheit 451 46. 360 degrees About the Author

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