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Index
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Contents
Track 1: Collision course
Chapter One: Welcome To My Nightmare
Chapter Two: R–rated Cluedo
Chapter Three: The Old Laid–Back Approach
Chapter Four: Fish–Whale and the Rebut–Heads
Chapter Five: The ‘S’ Word
Chapter Six: A Child of the Universe
Track 2: Dead Toad Society blues
Chapter Seven: So Fully Empty
Chapter Eight: The Dung Beetle in the Ecosystem of Love
Chapter Nine: Eeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuwwwwww!
Chapter Ten: The Human Rip
Chapter Eleven: Me and You and Shaky Bill
Track 3: Each and every line
Chapter Twelve: The Inaugural St Daniel’s College Crap–A–Thon
Chapter Thirteen: The Allure of L’Amour
Chapter Fourteen: Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
Chapter Fifteen: Shoooooot!
Chapter Sixteen: Strait Jackets–R–Us
Chapter Seventeen: Rigid!
Track 4: Pain
Chapter Eighteen: The Nerdman of Alcatraz
Chapter Nineteen: A Big Pink Comet
Chapter Twenty: Game Over, Man!
Chapter Twenty-One: Moved to Vomit
Chapter Twenty-Two: A God Thing to Know
Track 5: Memory Sea
Chapter Twenty-Three: Philopatridomania
Chapter Twenty-Four: How–Prue–Got–The–Name–Prue
Chapter Five: The Return of The Dugongs
Chapter Twenty-Six: The Elephant of Surprise
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Tiny Pink Crop Circles
Track 6: All the time
Chapter Twenty-Eight: A Brain Pash
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Scope to Grope
Chapter Thirty: Carpet Dinkum–Squeeze the Day
Chapter Thirty-One: The Break–and-Enter Chick
Chapter Thirty-Two: The Freakiest, Most Bizarre Thing
Track 7: Bad day for angels
Chapter Thirty-Three: A Win, Win, Win, Win Situation
Chapter Thirty-Four: A Bottom–Dwelling Scum–Sucker
Chapter Thirty-Five: Bummer!
Chapter Thirty-Six: The Towering Inferno
Chapter Thirty-Seven: As Popular as a Rotting Corpse
Chapter Thirty-Eight: It Comes!
Track 8: The time has come
Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Crown Prince of ‘Go-To’ Men
Chapter Foryt: Leave It With Me (TWICE)
Chapter Forty-One: One Plus One
Chapter Forty-Two: Tired of Safe
Chapter Forty-Three: Sliced Open and Pinned to a Board
Chapter Forty-Four: Twenty Years in the Making
Track 9: The very best of everything
Chapter Forty-Five: The Top Ten
Chapter Forty-Six: The Weatherman’s Daughter
Chapter Forty-Seven: Just Crazy Enough to Be True
Chapter Forty-Eight: Ps
Acknowledgments
Also by Michael Gerard Bauer
The first Ishmael book
Copyright
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