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Index
Cover
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Title Page
Dedication
Contents
Chapter 1 - Why Humor is Funny
Chapter 2 - Snews
Chapter 3 - Public-Spirited Citizens Such as You
Chapter 4 - The Snake
Chapter 5 - Ye Olde Humor Columne
Chapter 6 - A Boy and His Hobby
Chapter 7 - Daze of Wine and Roses
Chapter 8 - Randomly Amongst the Blobs
Chapter 9 - Valuable Presidential Freebies
Chapter 10 - Valuable Scam Offer
Chapter 11 - &*@##%$(!?,.<>+*&’%$!!@@#$$%%^&
Chapter 12 - Molecular Homicide
Chapter 13 - Way to Go, Roscoe!
Chapter 14 - Tax Attacks
Chapter 15 - Yup the Establishment
Chapter 16 - Pain & Suffering
Chapter 17 - The Deadly Wind
Chapter 18 - The House of the Seven Figures
Chapter 19 - Can New York Save Itself?
Chapter 20 - A Boy and His Diplodocus
Chapter 21 - Young Frankincense
Chapter 22 - Peace on Earth, But no Parking
Chapter 23 - Hey Babe Hum Babe Hum Babe Hey …
Chapter 24 - Red, White, and Beer
Chapter 25 - Why not the Best?
Chapter 26 - Making the World Safe for Salad
Chapter 27 - Trouble on the Line
Chapter 28 - Read This First
Chapter 29 - The Urban Proffessionals
Chapter 30 - The Plastic, Fantastic Cover
Chapter 31 - Bang the Tupperware Slowly
Chapter 32 - Bite the Way Tadpole!
Chapter 33 - The Rules
Chapter 34 - The $8.95 Tax Plan
Chapter 35 - Mutant Fleas Terrorize Midwest
Chapter 36 - Booked to Death
Chapter 37 - Hot Books and Hot Coals
Chapter 38 - The Hair Apparent
Chapter 39 - TV or Not TV
Chapter 40 - The Embarrassing Truth
Chapter 41 - A Million Words
Chapter 42 - Subhumanize your Living Room
Chapter 43 - The Lure of the Wild
Chapter 44 - Earning A Collie Degree
Chapter 45 - Some Thoughts on the Toilet
Chapter 46 - The Elements of Elegance
Chapter 47 - Restrooms and Other Resorts
Chapter 48 - Revenge of the Pork Person
Chapter 49 - Slope Flake
Chapter 50 - Shark Treatment
Chapter 51 - Electromaggots
Chapter 52 - The Lesson of History
Chapter 53 - Sock It to Me
Chapter 54 - The D-Word
Chapter 55 - Catching Hell
Chapter 56 - Mrs. Beasley Froze for Our Sins
Chapter 57 - The Columnist’s Caper
Chapter 58 - A Rash Proposal
Chapter 59 - He Knows not What he Writes
Chapter 60 - Man Bites Dog
Chapter 61 - “Adventure Dog”
Chapter 62 - Slow Down and Die
Chapter 63 - Sacking the Season
Chapter 64 - Why Sports is A Drag
Chapter 65 - Baiting Clean-Up and Striking Out
Chapter 66 - Snots at Sea
Chapter 67 - Sic, Sic, Sic
Chapter 68 - The Light Side of Smoking
Chapter 69 - Ear Wax in the Fog
Chapter 70 - 1987: Look Back in Horror
Chapter 71 - Air Bags for Wind Bags
Chapter 72 - Iowa’s Safe But You’ll Be Sorry
Chapter 73 - Europe On Five Vowels A Day
Chapter 74 - When you Grotto Go
Chapter 75 - Ground Control to Major Tomb
Chapter 76 - Where Saxophones Come From
Chapter 77 - The Secrets of Life Itself
Chapter 78 - Heat? No Sweat
Chapter 79 - Blowing the Big Game
Chapter 80 - The Swamp Man Cometh
Chapter 81 - Clan of the Cave Rhinoceros
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