Weddiculous by Lee, Jamie -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Contents 1. You’re Engaged!

Omg! wenza weddin? You’re engaged af! now what? “Care” vs. care: your ’tude going in

2. Getting Started

Running out of time . . . line Making it offish: announcing you’re engaged on social media Budgetaboutit! Choices, choices, drowning in choices Seasons: mother nature on her period Venue: where the party at? Tra-dish, it out! Fuck hue! Inspiration superhighway

3. Wedding Party (The Inner Circle)

A circle so imperfect, it’s a fucking trapezoid Cherishing, aka handling, your wedding circle You’ve got it maids

4. Guests (The Outer Circle)

Your wedding dot biz Guest list gauntlet Pretty murdered tree corpses, i.e., invitations No kid’n Registry, aka kickstarters for materialism Judgy wudgy was a guest

5. Vendors and Supporting Cast

Wedding “planners” Vendor bender

6. Ceremony

Plenty officiants in the sea Ring & flower people & animals Vow, bella!

7. Reception

Parties: it’s what themes are made of Menu can do it Music: everyone’s got an opinion Speechy keen

8. Psychology (Bridopathy)

Planning and stress Doubts: to have. to hold. to question. Perspective? getting some Blending families into a people smoothie (no blades necessary) Bach, please

9. Dress, Hair, and Makeup

Wedding diet: lose to gain Dresses and excesses Hair and makeup: inconvenient truths

10. During the Wedding

Wedding photography is fucking weird Social medea: sorceress of envy Enforcing rules The freudian clinch or “you are my sunshine” Flaws will be flyin’ Sex on your wedding night: the worst tradition

11. After the Wedding

Best day of y’life Funnymoon Misc. reflections Bringing up mari*

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