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Index
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Contents
Introduction
#1
How Not to E-mail Old: 10 Musts to Avoid
#2
Guide to 11 Young-Old Slang Expressions
#3
#4
40-Year-Old Bikini Waxing Virgin? 9 Things to Expect
#5
#6
#7
How to Grind, in 6 Easy Steps
8 Best Old-People Songs to Dance to…And 7 Young Ones That May Actually Get You Going
#8–19
#20
What Exactly Is a Hookup? A Teenager Tells All…Well, Some
#21
#22
#23–29
#30
#31
I Would Love to Hold The Baby, But…
#32
Web Directory 102: 12 Sites You Should Know
#33
16 Things You Never Need to Say to Another Adult
#34
#35
#36–44
#45
#46
19 Things Never to Say to a Young Parent
#47
8 Tattoos for Old People
#48
#49
#50
12 Things You Can’t Even Think about Wearing (for Women)
#51
Pet Making You Look Old? 5 Swaps to Consider Now
#52
8 Ways Not to Phone Old
#53
5 Things to Talk about Instead of Your Kids
#54
Easy Listenin’ Rap: 9 Songs Even You Might Like
#55
3 Young Cocktail Recipes
#56
#57
#58
#59
#60
8 Hot vs. Crusty Comparisons
#61
#62
MadLibs: A Young Person’s Guide to Housekeeping
#63
#64
25 Web Expressions You Should Know Now
#65
#66
#67–73
#74
10 Other Things Not to Be Shocked By
#75
Antinegativity Spin Chart: 6 Upbeat Substitutes
#76
5 Deathless Man-Bashing Jokes
#77
#78
#79
#80
#81–87
#88
#89
#90
#91
15 Cool Dead Famous People
8 Uncool Dead Famous People
#92
#93
#94
#95
Change Your Name/Change Your Age: 10 Updates for Your Old Fart Name
#96
7 Ways to Read Younger
#97
Young Person’s Diet and Exercise Plan: 13 Simple Steps to Never Gaining an Ounce
#98
#99–124
#125
6 Ways to Renovate Your Money Complaints
#126
#127
#128
#129
#130
#131
#132
12 Steps to Making Dinner Young
#133
10 Signs You Might Be a Lech
#134
#135
#136
#137
#138
#139–143
#144
#145
12 Other Cultural References Sure to Date You
#146
9 Ways to Annoy Old
#147–160
#161
#162
#163
Old Food/Young Food: 18 Culinary Comparisons
#164
12 Things You Can’t Even Think about Wearing (for Men)
#165
12 Other People and Things That Won’t Disappear Anytime Soon (No Matter How Much You Wish They Would)
#166
8 Fear-Conquering Ideas
#167
#168
8 Other Favorites You May Want to Rethink
#169
14 Things That Used to Be Young but Are Now Old
17 Things That Used to Be Old but Are Now Young
#170
#171
#172
#173
#174
#175
#176
MadLibs: How to Celebrate Your Birthday Right
#177
#178
Chocolate-Chip Meringue Cookies
#179
#180
#181
#182
#183
8 Items of Hipster Gear You Can Get Away With
8 Items of Hipster Gear You Can’t
#184
#185
7 Cool Ways to Die (If You Must)
7 Uncool Ways to Die
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Other Books by Pamela Redmond Satran
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
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